About

I always feel strange when I see ‘about me’ pages inside websites.

It’s like a personal comparison with you and the site you’re at.

Who’s dick is larger?

Who’s cooler?

Who ate pancakes for breakfast?

I felt odd enough about the ‘about’ section that I created not one, not two but three sections, and one of those sections breaks down into another three fucking sections.

Yes, I is pimp like that.

James
About JamesCurious about who I am? Why? heh.

In this area you'll learn some useless information about myself. I'll try and blabber on so that when you're done browsing this, you feel that you know me. You won't think twice about asking me to help you move. You'll ask me to be the godfather to your new baby.

The answer is yes. I'll do it. Role models are hard to come by these days. (click)

My Job
About My Job"OMG you have such a cool job!!1! I wish I was you!!" - Some random guy

First off, no you don't. It's just a job, like anything else. Yes, I get to look at boobies and on occasion I might even consider contacting Houston to confirm that yes, we have lift off.... but that's not the point.

Being good at my job wasn't always easy. (click)

What I Use
What I use to get the job done"Where does he get those toys?" - The Joker

The store. Duh. I get asked on occasion what I use for this and that. I figured I'd create a section for geeks to geek out in. One of the things I do a little different I think from some others..

I invest in myself so that I may become better.

Photography  |  Computers  |  Software