As a man, you and I both know that grooming is important. (duh)

Wait, let me correct that, as a man with a girlfriend/wife/significant other, you know that grooming is important. Those of you without that special someone… the one thing that might be standing between you and her… is grooming.

Personal Grooming is important. Wait. What? How I look MATTERS to the opposite sex? WHAT WHAT WHAT???

If you honestly thought what I just said above… you are a fucking moron.

Think of the last time you saw a really, truly unattractive person. What was it about them that made them undesirable to you? Odds are, the way they looked mattered to you, right? With that said, the common sense cops called and wanted me to remind you that how you look matters as well. Are you grossly overweight? Why? Get on that man, it’s not rocket science. Losing weight is so easy, it’s not even funny.

I digress.

How to my balls work into this equation is what you’re wondering? Grooming is important.

What’s even scarier is that in questioning this, you’re actively thinking about my nutsack. Man lover.

The last girl you were with, where you got to see her special parts,  did she have a mighty forest growing down below or was she cleanly shorn, or maybe trimmed? She took the time to make sure she was groomed. She did this for herself, and maybe, if you’re lucky, she took you into consideration. Odds are it was 99% for her mind you, but still… point is, she was groomed. (it’s a woman’s world guys, we’re just guests)

Have you ever went to yonder shower, blade in hand, with the game plan of shaving the grapes? Not so easy is it? The wrinkled skin flaps and a sharp razor blade don’t exactly make you happy smiley. It scares the fucking shit out of this cowboy. Fact.

Philips came out with this little product called the Bodygroom for guys that wanted to keep the good clean, trimmed, even shaved. I have tried this tool for shorn pubes and I can tell you, buy it. The only negative on it, the blade goes dull after about a month or three. Meh, gotta replace blades anyway on regular shavers so why would this be any different?

Check this video… it helps explain things

Once done, head over to Amazon.com and buy this. Hell, you can even buy replacement blades while you’re at it. This will help you be taken more serious in the bedroom when you drop your drawers, you’ll look like you actually give a shit. (which you should, by the way, if you plan to keep her interested in you and your furry jungle…er… cleanly trimmed putting green.

If for no other reason, guys, trimming/shaving will help your junk look bigger. Some of you are worried your manhood is more like a boyhood… so this might give you the extra umph you need.

From the CD – Hefty Fine. Go grab this mofo, it’s great!

This song is addictive. Bryci loves it, so do I. Come on Bloodhound Gang, come out with the new CD already! We’re eagerly awaiting!

This made Bryci LOL (for reals, even) so I asked her what was so funny… she sent me this

Yes, she is awesome.

Sites for a chuckle…

http://www.paleisthenewtan.com

http://nj-guido.com/

btw.. check out the live streaming webcam in our bathroom here.

I should be finished with the first part of my arm  shortly. The ink at the top is only partially done, he was shading, didn’t do the fine lines for it yet and he needs to finish it off, so that’ll be fun… going over the collar bone is fun. Then once the one side is done and healed properly, I’ll have him draw in the underside of my arm, so it is all around my arm. Right now it’s just on the outside area, not the inside.

behind the scenes from the ‘light’ black and white’ set

So yeah, right now it’s still pretty unfinished, but once he tightens up the open areas and fills in the lines, connects the dots so to speak… that’ll be good.

THEN I can start on my OMFGAWESOME leg tattoo. I am getting a roman gladiator on my left leg so he is reaching up with his right arm, and he’s holding my junk with this IIIIYYYEEEeeeee!!!!! Scream type face as seen below.

Yes, I am going to have Gerard Butler tattooed on my groin.

What in the hell is wrong with you?

It was a joke, princess. I’m not getting some dude inked on me showcasing my sword, okay? Sheesh. Because it’s on internets you’ll fucking believe anything hey?

Riley sent me an email this morning… “I’m not usually one to sit around and read article on the internet but I read every page on your site.  I like your style keep up the good work.”

Thanks man! It’s always a good thing getting emails from people that like what I’m doing. Mind you, I also like getting emails from the people that don’t like what I’m doing. Meh, I just like email in general. Well, except for the FWD emails I get from my family. Those are awesome. I give you, Yoda Dog.

When I look at dogs and imagine what they are thinking… I like to imagine they talk like Eric Cartman.

Next time you look at your dog and make fun of him/her, imagine their response… as dictated by Eric Cartman.

Win.

 
I am seriously shitting in your shoes for this. Seriously. I’m not even joking. Asshole.

That’s a lot funnier if you picture Cartman’s voice saying it. Well, for me anyway.

Time to build a bowflex me thinks.

You ever drive a vehicle with all wheel drive? If no, you owe it to yourself to drive one. Wow. Big difference in the way it puts traction to the ground. I recently drove the Ford Edge for a week, in everything from rain to ice, to snow… and this sucker just wouldn’t slide. It had grip on top of grip. Forget 4WD, AWD is where it’s at, kids.

I used to think Ford sucked balls, because well… they did. They got their shit together though, no question. That whole “Just Drive One” phrase is true, as much as I hate to admit it. The Edge came with Sirius sat. radio which was cool as hell, leather all around, heated seats, glass panoramic roof so it was major sunroof land… yeah, it was cool.

Shot in the Rockies, near Kicking Horse Pass

Will I buy a Ford? Prob not… but I’d consider it, they’re worthy of checking out if you’re into this look.