Wow, this is awesome. Ok, so there’s this e-tard that lives in the UK named Kevin. I’ll leave his last name out of this post *for now* because well, I don’t really feel the need to expose this guy. Not yet anyway… if he keeps testing me, yeah, different story.
So what am I talking about you ask? Well, one of the things we encounter in this business is people that will steal photos, and then upload these photos in myspace or facebook or whatever, and basically pretend to be the girl they stole photos of. Not a clue why these losers do this, not sure if it’s men, women, both or again, why they’d go through the lengths/hassles. Not sure if they need some e-attention or what it is, but it is part of the biz. Fakers are basically thieves for lack of better term.
As such, when I see someone screwing with us, I go into super spy mode and I start to plant traps. The traps vary, and obviously I am not going to go into too much detail as to what sort of traps etc. Wouldn’t want to help anyone figure anything out now would we?
So anyway… this Kevin fucktard, he has about 10-15 fake model profiles. He steals their photos, builds a profile and then starts getting people on the friend’s lists. Why? Hell if we know. He doesn’t talk smack or anything, he follows these people on twitter as well under a fake ID and follows their tweets, then posts that as status updates in myspace so it appears it really is the model.
Why?
Because Kevin has no friends. Again… Fuck if I know why.
Kevin has been creating fake Bryci profiles and as he creates them, I send DMCA letters and get his account removed. The account gets removed and he signs up again under a new fake email address and does it all over again. Like a little game of cat and mouse. Except I’m the cat and this mouse Kevin is, you guessed it, mentally inept.
He used to start all his fake profiles with three initials before the model’s name… example, if it were B, he’d put D.K.S Bryci etc. (no, it wasn’t DKS, it was something else, this was after all an example) So buddy boy eventually clues in that I am nuking his shit as fast as he builds it, so he goes and makes a bunch of new profiles, this time though… he had the balls to actually sign up for one of our websites.
Mistake. HUGE mistake Kevin. Wow. Epic fucking fail on your part dude. Seriously. hahahaha
So now Kev goes and downloads certain photos that have not been seen to non members. These include candids and certain angles of the girls that again, had not been seen. Those of you that know me know I take my job seriously. I can tell you what someone has downloaded right down to the file, page, time they were online, where they were when they grabbed it etc. What else they grabbed that moment, 10 seconds earlier, 10 seconds later. There is software that allows us to well, catch bad guys. 
So Kev, being the e-tard that he is, goes and downloads 10 pix of B and 10 pix of Ava. Very specific pix mind you… so all I then do is go into the server and run a trace using a filter with those files in it. Wow. hard right? No, took all of 10 seconds. Then I look at his account and sure enough, this is the guy.
So yes, I banned him, removed his account and sent him a friendly email telling him to grow the fuck up or I will have a lawyer in his town of South Hampton, United Kingdom, hand him his testicles. I have to believe this loser still lives with his parents and has zero social life, thus the e-hatred towards all these girls. Maybe it is a girl and she’s using Daddy’s credit card. Not sure, but one thing is for sure, I have this guy by the balls and I’m looking for any excuse to release his personal info to other webmasters that he’s screwed over by faking, as well as local authorities and bring him up on charges for copyright infringement, trademark infringement, damage to business, hell, I’ll make sure the lawyer makes up new things just to ass fuck Kevin even more.
Contrary to popular (yet ignorant) belief… what you do online is not private. it can be traced, it just comes down to if you’re doing something bad where you piss off someone so they want to trace you and if they know their job well enough to trace you. I’m no expert but after 12/13 years doing this, I have picked up a couple tricks here and there.
Myself, I have no desire to get into some legal battle with some clown in the UK, because let’s face it, it wouldn’t be a battle. It would be a lawsuit, he’d go in debt because he’d lose badly (server logs don’t lie, nor do myspace server logs) and in the end, I’ve ruined someone’s life.
Then again, he’s out to fuck with me/us right now so meh, if I squash this turd, the world is a better place for it.
I just caught a thief and it feels great.
Fuck you, Kevin
