So I woke this morning to this email. WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Dear Email Account Owner,

You have been awarded the sum of $750,000.00 from our end of year just concluded Lottery Draws. You were randomly selected from a list of e-mails from the WWW (World Wide Web), Shopping malls, And Ticketing Sales Database globally and you emerged one of our lucky winners from the 4 winners in this edition. To claim your prize immediately contact our prize verification / release office;

Contact Online Co-Ordinator
Name -  Mr. Anwar Al-Majeed
e-mail :  e-dubai20093@hotmail.com

Quote your reference number in your communication with him U.A…E/OO2-9012/10D-009 REF-NUMBER, and also send him your Direct phone Contact..

Congratulations From  E-Lottery Dubai Team

As I see it, my life just got a lot better. Now I can go and buy the province of Quebec and force them all to learn English.

YES!

Life is good.