Mini Vans

I hate Mini vans. The drivers are usually visually impaired and for whatever reason, figure nobody else is on the road so when they’re driving… stay the fuck clear. B and I were out about an hour ago, driving through this parking lot and this renegade Mini Van with an older woman driving it comes cruising diagonally between parked cars, not watching where she’s going and if we hadn’t seen her, she was going straight through. Bitch would have hit us, without question. Would have been her fault and her massive tank like mini van would have been headed back to the repair shop, where all mini vans live when not bashing into cars and people.

Fuck I hate mini vans

I am sure there are some of you, okay, ONE of you out there reading this that drives these four wheel death traps that would argue… duuuude! They’re awesome for touting around the kids when we have to go to Chuck E Cheese or the soccer game etc.

pfffffft

Maybe that person would be right. Perhaps it’s not so much the mini van itself I hate (it totally is), maybe it’s the rtards behind the wheel of said mini vans. Then again, maybe, juuuuust maybe it is the mini van itself. I have no issue with SUV’s that would equally move said kidlets from point A to B. In fact, I like SUV’s. I have a buddy that is a family man, he has a kick ass Jeep and you’d never catch me thinking it wasn’t cool. I’m fairly sure he’s also not the kind of guy to drive like an ass clown through parking lots, looking for cars that are in the right, hoping to slam into the them. I’m guessing he understands he’s got his little one with him, if anything he’s probably driving slower or at the very least, more aware of things.

Soccer Dads/Moms on the other hand… wow. Fucking rtards. They drive like they own the street, they don’t lane check before coming over, they pretty much can suck my dick.

Ok, that’s out. whew. I was gonna implode from hatred towards those fucking minivans.