I got this comment from someone earlier on my blog I thought was amusing. He didn’t put a name with it, instead he thought he’d put down a fake email, a fake name, but forgetting his ip address is shown of course. Meh, who cares? heh

I had a good laugh over his comment, but then later as I was installing software on the new windows box I thought, what if others are mistaken as well? Normally, I’m not one to really give a shit about what others might think in regards to me or the site. At the same time, if I am coming off a certain way that I am joking about, and others are taking it as serious… well snap, that’s just funny.

For the newbs that are here, this site is simple. It’s an internet website. It isn’t the gospel according to the book of James. It’s supposed to be taken lightly, not too serious. If I say something you disagree with, speak up. If I say something you agree with, speak up. See how that works?

Let’s look at the comment though, shall we? Perhaps next time he’ll grow a set and actually attach a name and email so we can reply to this fine piece of internet hatery.

Dude, seriously. My first hate mail in a long time. Might as well post it for all to enjoy.

His text will be in bold, my response, in italics so it’s easier to follow.

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So you went and saw New Moon.  You liked it.  Good for you.  What does that say about you?  Absolutely nothing. So I have to ask; what the hell is up with the tone of this blog?

Yes, I did see New Moon, although I didn’t go and see it. We downloaded it from the internet. It’s neat. Mostly tubes and wires, kind of complicated. The tone of this blog? Hmmm… well, to be honest, there really is no tone. I write what I feel like writing and those that wish to read, read. Those that wish to get cranky and upset because they missed their 2pm nap and don’t like that I called out Mini Van drivers… well, they send me emails or gutless anonymous comments.

It’s something I’ve noticed with a lot of your blog posts – pointless diatribe against others, about your self-assurance, pride, and, I don’t know, apparent manliness?  I have to say, I don’t understand the point of it.

You’ve read a lot of my blog posts? SUCCESS! This is what I was going for. What does it say if my posts are pointless, yet you keep on reading them? Diatribe. Good word. That’s at least a triple word score if used properly. +1

Self assurance? check. Pride? check. Apparent maniless? hahaha. Ok chief, if you say so. I thought it didn’t bother you that i saw New Moon. Damn emo vampires lowered my man score in Sir Anonymous’ eyes. Faaaack. Now what am I going to do with the rest of my day? Oh yeah.. watch it again, and again, and again. Damn that Edward Cullen is a stone cold fox. Wheeeee

Don’t get me wrong.  I acknowledge and appreciate your skill as a photographer and contributions to the adult entertainment industry, and the improvement in integrity thereof.  However, I can’t wrap my head around your constant posturing in regards to others’ apparent inadequacy compared to yourself.

Thank you for the kind words, I do try. I have a lot of room to improve mind you, but that’s what keeps me going. As for my constant posturing in regards to other’s inadequacies compared to myself… umm… what do you want me to say? I’m not a total rtard like some of the rtards I write about. I’ve posted many times that I’m not perfect and don’t profess to be. I don’t drive a mini van though so hey, I get points there for damn sure.

Sometimes I post things that make sense to some, but not to others. Other times I post things about the industry that piss off some people, because they feel I am writing about them. Although if I am not naming them, their insecurities can hardly be blamed on me can they? If I write about a clown in cam chat that is calling the girls BB and asking them to show their pussy… is it bad if I lampoon the douche in here? I don’t think so. After all, he is the douche. Lest we forget.

I’m pretty fucking awesome dude. Seriously. Ask around.

What are you trying to prove?  What point are you trying to make with all these blogs about giving sex advice, strawman rebuttals about how secure you are in your manhood and relationship?  Are there unseen assailants attacking you in these areas?

I am trying to prove that it is possible to divide by zero. I know, I know… can’t be done you say. Well, I beg to differ. If you use a donut, it *can* be done. Sex advice was common sense, not sure if I struck a cord with you there sport, if I did… my bad. Circle the nub a little before diving at it. Go soft… not hard. Feel better now?

Strawman rebuttals? I don’t recall arguing with any scarecrows… but shit, maybe they WERE scarecrows and I didn’t know. Son of a bitch. Okay… who extended the wireless to the corn field. Ah man, this changes everything. Ok, bad joke. Strawman – Scarecrow… anywhoo…

Nice try flipping my blog into the way you view it and I’m supposed to defend it? lolol. un huh. okay, I’ll get on that.  I’m pretty secure in my manhood and relationship. If you aren’t sure, perhaps go and re-read my blog/site? aaaand scroll up. Better yet, I’ll quote above for you… “I’m pretty fucking awesome dude. Seriously. Ask around.”

Unseen assailants? Dude. Were you high when you wrote this? OF COUSE THERE ARE UNSEEN ASSILIANANTS! They are called Ninjas. duuuh. They are everywhere, and nowhere… and everywhere again.

It’s one thing to be confident and self-assured, and obviously it’s your blog, so it’s up to you what you write about.  Just thought you might want to keep in mind how you’re coming off to some people; sort of a cocky know-it-all, sitting on a hill beating your chest.

I am confident and self assured, thank you for noticing.

I’m not one to generally care of someone doesn’t like me because I am opinionated and I don’t pull punches. I call it as I see it but as I have often said, just because I see it that way… doesn’t mean that’s the way it is or that this way is right. It’s just how *I* see it. It’s called an opinion. Shall I wiki it for you?

I am cocky to a degree, but my brain works plenty good so I can back up the cocky. Neat hey?

PLENTY GOOD

That being said, keep up the good work.  Big fan of Bryci.

Thanks man, I appreciate the time it took for you to sit down and rant about me. It was fun responding as well. =)

Bryci is the booooomb!

in closing…  this is a website. You shouldn’t take anything too serious. I play around on here for shit and giggles, and well, make light of things I find funny. Others may not appreciate the comments, but meh, they hit that little x in the corner if they wish.

It’s juuust a website man, just a website.