I am starting to see that some of you reading this site, this blog, are taking me serious. What.in.the.fuck is wrong with the way your melon processes text? I joke around a lot, I’m kind of a big deal you know. <— see.. joke. Perhaps I should start ending every joke with a (j) after it so the people reading that are not as clever, not as sharp as say, the homeless dude that has the cardboard box behind Best Buy, can understand IT’S A JOKE PEOPLE.

See, if you read my blog and you read me saying mean things… perhaps ponder that OMG, this guy is playing around. He’s not really this big of a fucking douche. Truth is, I’m a normal guy. I bend over backwards for my friends, go the distance for my fellow man whenever I can. Any of my friends will tell you this. I’m not perfect, hell no, but I’m also not the asshole some of you paint me out to be.

On the other hand, I don’t take shit too well so if you’re looking for a blunt blog about nothing, everything and then nothing again, welcome home fuck face, take off your hat, stay awhile.

While we’re making friends and all, I made a cool desktop for you. (j) <— see fucktard? I have your best interests at heart. Fucking idiot. Seriously, who could possibly take this shit serious? lol. I’m a fucking sweetheart.