I cut my hair. How do you like it? I hope Bryci likes it still. I am fucking HOT, yo.

Also, cats are smart.

aaand… in other news, India is horny. US searches at top… India search comparison at bottom. Go figure.

I have always said Cosmopolitan is written by men, using female names so women will believe it, and do what the guys tell the women is “normal”. If you have ever read any of their articles, you know women are not this stupid, where as men, well, we are. We try hard but let’s face it, we do some amazingly dumb shit. Women also do some dumb shit, but on the whole… not as much as guys do. This article, was written by a fourth grader. A possibly retarded, fourth grader.

Why do weddings suck? I can think of at least one reason… ok, several.. but here’s one. Too much sugar in the cake. Damn. Looks at these little shits throw down. I’m jealous. I mean, I can do that, but nobody ever gives me a stage. Shit.

I love dogs, but with all animals… there are the tard dogs as well. This tard dog at least looks happy. We shall name him happy. Go outside happy. Go. GO.

Ok, let’s have a tard cat too…

Lastly… one for my female audience, all two of them.