I think at some point in the future, I am going to want to give birth to a baby laptop. Right now I cannot justify the added debt, but I can see the need possibly… someday.

Like, when they *finally release the i7 chipset in laptops. I know the new Mac Powerbook Pro’s are coming soon, they’ll have the i5 and upscale to i7 if you want to upgrade. If you have no fucking clue what I am talking about, i5, i7, these are intel chipsets for laptops.

Wait.. dur.. where are my manors?  Intel is a company that makes computer processors. (your computers brain or, central processing unit)

CPU

Ok.. where were we?

Ah yes… IRON FUCKING MAN

This is a sticker that yells I KNOW GIRLS AND I GET LAID. A LOT.

it normally would appear like this…

but with magic, we get IRON FUCKING MAN.

YES.

So, if this isn’t reason enough to get a laptop, how about this one… see part where it yells I KNOW GIRLS.

OMFGCANTWAITOMGOMGOMG

Seriously, getting an Iron Man decal on thy laptop is like putting on Old Spice aftershave. It just screams COME AND GET ME!

speaking of which, my balls are itchy. brb

back.

I won’t have a laptop for some time… but someday, when my balls stop itchin… I’ll check, check, check it out.