We regularly give Jack these little treats when we go out without him. They’re called Beggin strips, they are small bacon like dog treats. It keeps him happy for 5 minutes, and we’re gone and he comes to out of his crack like fix and isn’t even really aware we’re gone till we get back. Sure I am sure he knows we’re gone.. .but dog’s don’t tell time like you and I, or so we think (different topic perhaps?).

So we today we at the pet store and I saw these…

These are two large strips, and we figured… well, I figured… HOLY SHIT he will go NUTSHOW!

So I grabbed them, and we gave him one when we got home. Now the carpet is a pretty shade of pink and Jack, well… Jack is… here, photos will detail this better then I could.

Now this graphic really doesn’t show the full magnitude of Jack in his clown suit (red food dye) so here’s a bigger pic to amuse you with

This bacon thing… there is a small 2 inch piece left, Jack will sniff it, walk away like… fuck that noise… heh

I’m fairly sure it was red going in and sadly, it’ll be red coming out. Not a happy night for us. hahaha