I get some fun emails. The ones I like best are the guys that try and tell me the way it is. These awesome males figure because they whack it online, that makes them experts. So I get emails from time to time, barking orders at me. Do this, do that. It’s amusing really.

The best ones are the guys that will carry on a conversation when I reply with one word answers.

Them:

Why don’t you have zip sets? You should really have zip sets. Zip sets make my life easier and then i would subscribe longer if you had zip sets…

Me:

No.

Them:

That wasn’t a good answer. You didn’t detail why you don’t offer zip sets and what the general issue is with zip sets. I like zip sets. All sites have zip sets and zip sets are easier to download photos with.

Me:

No.

Them:

I don’t think you understand what I am asking  you. I prefer zip sets because they make my life easier and they are much faster and I would rebill longer if I had that option because it’s a good option etc etc etc

Me.

No.

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Seriously, this shit goes on and on and on.

If this was a class on patience, skippy gets a fucking A for effort. Seriously. Gold star motherfucker, gold star indeed.

Now, to answer, as I have time and time again… zip sets for an adult website is like being convicted and going to jail, then upon getting into general population, you raise a balloon above your head that says NOW OPEN and then you bend the over and prepare to get railed. Hard.

It’s just not a good idea.

Zip sets means your shit is going to get traded a lot. Being traded is part of the game, but making it easier is, well, like I said… not a great idea. We used to offer zips. We got rid of them and maybe 5 people bitched. I’d say that’s an acceptable loss margin. If someone wants to cancel because we don’t have zips, no issues what so ever.

Ah well, time for bed. A beautiful lady is calling my name, and yes, I know I am one lucky bastard. Don’t think I don’t know it.

night world.

ps.. I didn’t seriously answer NO. No. No. a few times to someone. I’m not an asshole. I detail what and why we do what we do, i think the customer should ask questions and should expect more of sites they sign up for. I was merely bored when i was writing this blog, well, tired as fuck… bored.. not so much.