This is why I am not allowed to cut Jack’s hair.

Although… Bryci has to sleep sometime… muhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So today Bryci and I are at the local pet store buying Jack, our 5 month old pure bred Shiz Tsu, some puppy food and we figured meh… get him a toy as well. I saw this Panda and being that it has Jack’s coloring, I thought he’d take to it.

Wow, was I right on that…

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So who knew that a 5 month old dog would react this way? Now when I call him a little fucker, I really mean a LITTLE FUCKER! hahaha Right after going to town on the panda for the first time, he jumps off, spins around and starts licking his…er… lipstick like WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

I know you’re reading this and you’re thinking… THIS is a blog post!?

Fuck yes it’s a blog post. Our little baby is all growns up!

Two days down, several more to go… Buddha is amazingly chill for a puppy. On his first night (Dec 23), he was very WTF whine whine when we put him in his bed for the night. He doesn’t have a closed crate/kennel, we figured we’d try him on just a simple dog bed.

First night… sketchy for sure… but he eventually got the hang of it. I woke with him the next day, letting B sleep in because well, she’s my girl and this is what I do… try and take care of her as best I can. Take notes motherfuckers, it’s the small things that count. :p I got around 6 hours sleep on day one. Was I tired? yeah, but meh, 6 hours is no big thing, I used to run on a lot less, as I am sure many of you currently do. It’s the adjusting that is the bitch.

Day two, Dec 24th…  we went to bed and he didn’t whine, whimper, dance ‘cause he had to pop a deuce, nothing.  Dude was relaxed, chill, weird as hell… but not complaining. We went to bed at 1:00am, I woke this morning with him at 7:45… so a little more sleep, and straight through as well. Nice. +1 Buddha, +1 indeed

Do today, Christmas day… we of course chilled at home all day, B made turkey, I helped with potatoes and what not, we had a huge feast. This little guy slept prob. half the day easy.

It’s now approaching bed time and we’re pondering if he will be insane in the membrane (insane in the brain) this evening as we try and slumber. We tried to get him all worn out playing fetch but he’s the kind of dog that will fetch one second, and watch the ball roll by and do sweet nothing the next.

Weird note… he will creep up on the ball and wiggle back and forth and pounce, like a kitten would.

Should his name be kitteh? me thinks it’s a possible.

So that’s the update on life over here. We had a great Christmas, Bryci blogged about it on her blog… and I quote…

I just wanted to take a quick break out of todays festivities to wish all my lovely members and fans who read my blog a very merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate)! Today is a pretty relax day for us, Buddha was our Christmas present to each other and he rocks, he enjoys the wrapping he came in more than anything. We did get each other stocking stuffers, I got some gel sockies for bed, a gift certificate for a big spa thing (woohoo!) and a ton of chocolate heh. I got a special someone some super soft undies, a bunch of chocolate and some fun bedroom stuff Turkey supper should be done around 5 and although it’s going to be a small one it’s going to be oh so good! Off for a nap with my boys, happy holidays everyone and remember if you’re celebrating with booze then taxi it!

So we didn’t go crazy on each other because we told each other a puppy is our gift, we’re more focused on clearing debt then going further in debt. Credit cards will be the death of ya if not careful so we’re tackling life responsibly, or at least trying to. I got her a kick ass Spa package and bunch of goodies for her stocking, she got me some goodies and some new Calvin Klein Micro Modal undies… trust me guys, if you need undies, check these out, they’re comfortable as fuck. She also got be some goodies for us in the bedroom and no, no more details other than… Whoa.

So yeah, great Christmas. Not about the gifts or the food, just that I got to spend it with the one person that means the most to be in the world. That’s all that matters.

Alright… bedtime… B just called me. Hope you all had a great Christmas!

I have owned dogs my whole life, and then I last owned a couple cats. The cats seemed so much cooler. So much smarter. So much more chill. Throw a ball and watch the cat. He’ll non verbally tell you to get your own stupid ball. How cool is he? Very cool.

Then we got a new puppy.

I stand corrected. I still think I am somewhat of a cat person, but this dog is kick ass enough I don’t think I’m a cat person as I once was. I’m fairly even now I think. Buddha is pretty damn chill, thus the name.

With that said, this entire post was because I wanted to show you a photo that just made me LOL IRL.
(Laugh out loud, in real life)

Correction, in posting this, I just LOLed again. This shit is just funny to me.

Merry Christmas to everyone out there, hope you’re healthy, happy and staying safe over the holidays. Drink lots, just don’t drive. =)

So, we have a new member of our home, his name is Buddha. We named him Buddha because he’s very, very relaxed. He’s a pure bred Shih Tzu, 13 weeks old so I am sure there will be one or two restless nights upcoming. Yes, B and I are very happy. =)