The other night the Calgary Flames played the Vancouver Canucks.

A Vancouver Canuck “fan” used a green laser pointer and aimed it into the eyes of Calgary goaltender Mikka Kiprusoff. This fan wasn’t caught because GM Place in Vancouver has shitty security. How this guy wasn’t caught is confusing, how a fan near this guy couldn’t have seen this or at the very least, the person WITH this fan…. fuck me. If I was at a game with a friend doing this, I’d leave. Then, later, anonymously turn his loser ass in. This guy isn’t a friend, he’s a fucking joke.

Vancouver Canucks fan points laser pointer at Calgary Flames goalie Mikka Kiprusoff.

I hope the cocksucker that did this is caught and gets the shit kicked out of him. he made the Canucks look bad and they’re a great, great hockey team. Not as good as the Calgary Flames mind you… but damn close.

I can only hope that the fucking loser that did this googles himself and finds my blog so he can know what a stupid cunt he really is. I don’t he’ll give a shit though, selfish prick. Somewhere in his pea brain, he actually thought he’d help the Canucks.

All he did was make them look bad. What am asshole.

By the way, Flames won the game in a shoot out. Amazing game, both teams deserved the victory.

I was born in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. I lived more than half my life there as well. Great city, home of the Calgary Flames and around 1 million people. I have friends there still and I still cheer for the Calgary Flames because well, they rock.

When Goggle Street Mapping decided to go through Calgary, they ventured into the area of Tuscany, which is known as a nicer area in the North West corner of the city. The guy, that lives at 115 Tuscany Springs Green NW in Calgary thought he’d show Google what he thought of their little car with the 360 degree camera.

You stay classy, Calgary!

Click here for the exact link if you’re curious.

Earlier today Bryci blogged about how cold it is here right now, that winter had started and how she knows many people are enjoying the warm weather of Arizona, California, even Australia. She gets this guy that registers for her blog and he goes on to tell her.. FYI that she’s wrong and that Arizona is cold.

I comment, being that I lived in Arizona for awhile before meeting Bryci to let this guy know he was incorrect. Arizona is hot as fuck in the summer and in the “winter” down there, while it’s not below zero, even at 40 degrees F (4 C) at 1:30am in the morning, that’s still plenty warn compared to where we are… where it’s 19 F (-7C).

This guy proceeds to tell me that I am wrong.

ummm… ok?

Apparently in this guy’s brain… 40 degrees is colder than 19 degrees. I’m thinking sparky needs to move up to Canada for a few days to see that he’s not only clueless, he’s also mathematically challenged.

I was nice but dicklips kept on posting, wouldn’t let up… even though, the numbers speak for themselves. It’s not open to opinion, it’s basic math. Since we want blogs to be fun and not some fucktard with a I’m right and you’re wrong complex, I had some webmaster fun and removed him. Blogs are supposed to be fun and not some idiot posting every 30 minutes with a YOU’RE WRONG response when the numbers are the numbers… not really open to vote.

YEA! BOUNCER IN DA HOUSE!

I keeeed… but seriously.. opinions are fine and well but if you’re going to be stupid and tell us both we’re wrong when the numbers kind of do the talking already, maybe save your time and don’t post. You end up looking like a fucking tool. What is proven? That you can’t do math, you don’t know how to research weather online @ weather.com and you don’t like being told you’re incorrect.

My guess is, junior was just that, a junior. Sad face.

Maybe someone will buy him a thermometer for his birthday.

Ah well, try and be nice and look what happens. heh

Don’t feed the trolls. Ban their ass instead

I hate Mini vans. The drivers are usually visually impaired and for whatever reason, figure nobody else is on the road so when they’re driving… stay the fuck clear. B and I were out about an hour ago, driving through this parking lot and this renegade Mini Van with an older woman driving it comes cruising diagonally between parked cars, not watching where she’s going and if we hadn’t seen her, she was going straight through. Bitch would have hit us, without question. Would have been her fault and her massive tank like mini van would have been headed back to the repair shop, where all mini vans live when not bashing into cars and people.

Fuck I hate mini vans

I am sure there are some of you, okay, ONE of you out there reading this that drives these four wheel death traps that would argue… duuuude! They’re awesome for touting around the kids when we have to go to Chuck E Cheese or the soccer game etc.

pfffffft

Maybe that person would be right. Perhaps it’s not so much the mini van itself I hate (it totally is), maybe it’s the rtards behind the wheel of said mini vans. Then again, maybe, juuuuust maybe it is the mini van itself. I have no issue with SUV’s that would equally move said kidlets from point A to B. In fact, I like SUV’s. I have a buddy that is a family man, he has a kick ass Jeep and you’d never catch me thinking it wasn’t cool. I’m fairly sure he’s also not the kind of guy to drive like an ass clown through parking lots, looking for cars that are in the right, hoping to slam into the them. I’m guessing he understands he’s got his little one with him, if anything he’s probably driving slower or at the very least, more aware of things.

Soccer Dads/Moms on the other hand… wow. Fucking rtards. They drive like they own the street, they don’t lane check before coming over, they pretty much can suck my dick.

Ok, that’s out. whew. I was gonna implode from hatred towards those fucking minivans.

If you drive a mini van, take a photo of your pimped out and email it to me. kthxbye

I love forum trolls. I know the age old guideline, don’t feed the trolls, but seriously, how can you not? It’s internets and so many people take this shit as LAW. It’s like, they have no real life outside of the online world so they thrive in forums and for whatever reason, decide to be dick heads.

I like forums, I like many of the people I have met through forums, some great people. Some cool guys, guys I’d drink beers with i am sure. Some genuinely nice people, but then you get the clowns that feel they are keyboard warriors.

LOLOLOLOLOL

What is with these guys anyway? The best are the ones that insult the girls. What do you picture when you think of one of these negative nancy boys? Myself, I usually imagine someone that is very angry. Maybe they got denied through life by pretty girls for whatever reason, so they figure taking a verbal lashing to the hotty online is their revenge. Not sure. Kind of funny though. These pussies actually think their opinion/thoughts matter.

These are the trolls I like to engage, get em all riled up. Ask them how their Mom is, you know… basic shit from junior high.

I know, I know… do not feed the trolls. It is fun though, especially when they end up being total dicks and getting banned. I co-admin a few forums and sure, I don’t take shit from idiots and if someone disrespects a web model, we hand the joker his ass quickly. It’s not power tripping, it’s basic common sense. In life if you talked trash to a pretty girl, do you think you’d get away with it? You’d have her beating your ass quickly. Although some of you might like that.

Next time you have a chance to feed a troll, DO THAT SHIT!

It’s a lot more fun that you’d imagine.