This weekend was fantastic. Bryci and I chilled the fuck out. We went hard over the past two weeks getting Katie Banks live and online and we needed to get away, not be sitting at the desk like we’re connected to the computers.

Ever have those moments? I mean, I love my job, but sometimes, I just need time with my girl. Nothing else matters, just her and I… relaxing, doing anything, or nothing at all. We spent some time on the beach with Jack, that was great. Little fucker figured out how to dig. One one of our little walks, we encountered this little field that had some cows in it. Jack was… well… less than impressed. Check the video over at Bryci’s blog by clicking here.

So yeah, great weekend. We watched Ninja Assassin which was fucking AWESOMEPIC!

The best part of this movie, Sho Kosugi. Any of you 80’s kids will recall he was a major part of old school Ninja movies. Fuck yeah, bad ass boss man. We watched the Flames beat the Wild 5-2 which was long over due, they Wild have really had Calgary’s number lately. One win over them though in 4 games or something does not bragging rights make. +1 MNwild, +1.

baby Zac Efron is all that and a bag of tostitos. (to gay men)

We tried to watch Percy Jackson and the Olympians The Lightning Thief (pic above)… that was…well… juvenile. I like fun movies but this movie was pretty much directed at twelve year old boys or retarded step children, or both. Point being, good luck watching it and taking shit serious. Even though you know it’s a fantasy movie and all, it’s just so… what in the fu… that you can’t get into it. Even Harry Potter is more believable than this shitflick. Just sayin, save your time, money, whatever.

So in closing, see Ninja Assassin, right now.

So we’re thinking of cutting Jack’s (our near five month old Shiz Tsu)  hair like this…

Oh hell yeah, he’d rock it too.

(yes, i am kidding)

So today Bryci and I are at the local pet store buying Jack, our 5 month old pure bred Shiz Tsu, some puppy food and we figured meh… get him a toy as well. I saw this Panda and being that it has Jack’s coloring, I thought he’d take to it.

Wow, was I right on that…

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So who knew that a 5 month old dog would react this way? Now when I call him a little fucker, I really mean a LITTLE FUCKER! hahaha Right after going to town on the panda for the first time, he jumps off, spins around and starts licking his…er… lipstick like WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

I know you’re reading this and you’re thinking… THIS is a blog post!?

Fuck yes it’s a blog post. Our little baby is all growns up!

We regularly give Jack these little treats when we go out without him. They’re called Beggin strips, they are small bacon like dog treats. It keeps him happy for 5 minutes, and we’re gone and he comes to out of his crack like fix and isn’t even really aware we’re gone till we get back. Sure I am sure he knows we’re gone.. .but dog’s don’t tell time like you and I, or so we think (different topic perhaps?).

So we today we at the pet store and I saw these…

These are two large strips, and we figured… well, I figured… HOLY SHIT he will go NUTSHOW!

So I grabbed them, and we gave him one when we got home. Now the carpet is a pretty shade of pink and Jack, well… Jack is… here, photos will detail this better then I could.

Now this graphic really doesn’t show the full magnitude of Jack in his clown suit (red food dye) so here’s a bigger pic to amuse you with

This bacon thing… there is a small 2 inch piece left, Jack will sniff it, walk away like… fuck that noise… heh

I’m fairly sure it was red going in and sadly, it’ll be red coming out. Not a happy night for us. hahaha

Yes, Jack is cute. He is single if any of you bitches are online.