So today Bryci and I are at the local pet store buying Jack, our 5 month old pure bred Shiz Tsu, some puppy food and we figured meh… get him a toy as well. I saw this Panda and being that it has Jack’s coloring, I thought he’d take to it.

Wow, was I right on that…

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So who knew that a 5 month old dog would react this way? Now when I call him a little fucker, I really mean a LITTLE FUCKER! hahaha Right after going to town on the panda for the first time, he jumps off, spins around and starts licking his…er… lipstick like WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

I know you’re reading this and you’re thinking… THIS is a blog post!?

Fuck yes it’s a blog post. Our little baby is all growns up!

This made Bryci LOL (for reals, even) so I asked her what was so funny… she sent me this

Yes, she is awesome.

Sites for a chuckle…

http://www.paleisthenewtan.com

http://nj-guido.com/

btw.. check out the live streaming webcam in our bathroom here.

I hate these fucking douche bags. We all know one of these clowns. Stupid chachi motherfuckers. May they get hit with a bucket of the aids. Happy Sunday

This hooker walks into a bar.

She goes up to a guy and whispers in his ear…

Any three words you can say to me, I will do, for $300. No limits. Anything you can think of, no matter how perverse. I’ll do it. Anything. $300 and I’m yours.

The guy thinks about it for a minute…

Agrees.

He pulls out his wallet and counts off three crisp one hundred dollar bills on to the bar.

He smiles, looks at the lady of the evening and says…

paint my house.

*rimshot* ty, ty, please top your waitress. I’ll be here all night.

We regularly give Jack these little treats when we go out without him. They’re called Beggin strips, they are small bacon like dog treats. It keeps him happy for 5 minutes, and we’re gone and he comes to out of his crack like fix and isn’t even really aware we’re gone till we get back. Sure I am sure he knows we’re gone.. .but dog’s don’t tell time like you and I, or so we think (different topic perhaps?).

So we today we at the pet store and I saw these…

These are two large strips, and we figured… well, I figured… HOLY SHIT he will go NUTSHOW!

So I grabbed them, and we gave him one when we got home. Now the carpet is a pretty shade of pink and Jack, well… Jack is… here, photos will detail this better then I could.

Now this graphic really doesn’t show the full magnitude of Jack in his clown suit (red food dye) so here’s a bigger pic to amuse you with

This bacon thing… there is a small 2 inch piece left, Jack will sniff it, walk away like… fuck that noise… heh

I’m fairly sure it was red going in and sadly, it’ll be red coming out. Not a happy night for us. hahaha