This movie looks like it’s going to be a fuckton of fun. How much is a fuckton you ask? Well, it’s a lot. Check the red band trailer below and smile. I encoded this one myself so it won’t get nuked. Click the full screen option if you have a decent screen, I encoded this from an HD trailer so it should be pretty clear.

March 22nd I think this hits theatres. Booya!

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This kid has serious, serious skills. Did I mention he is FIVE YEARS OLD?

Yup. 5 year old Jonah Rocks

If you’re not following me on twitter, get with the fucking program already.

http://twitter.com/james_dot

Seriously though, I tweet when I have time, when I remember to. It’s not strange for me to go a few days without tweets, all comes down to my work load. Bryci tweets all the time as well over at http://twitter.com/bryci if you’d like to follow her.

Now… Pacino… who’s Pacino?

Pacino is this dude I know online, he’s a fellow webmaster/program owner. He is a photographer/videographer and he doesn’t have a problem with mixing business and pleasure. Dude is all over work. heh

He is seriously a good guy and runs some seriously kick ass websites over at Latin Teen Cash with his right hand affiliate manager Kellie. She rocks as well. While we (B and myself) haven’t had the pleasure of meeting these two in person, I’m pretty sure that will change down the road when we venture to some shows and conventions. Who knows? heh

Anyway… Pacino tweets this the other day…

“- Best Xmas present this year.. bad ass!!”

This is what he was referring to…

fack.me.seriously.guys

This is awesome. I felt like I was 14 looking at this. I got all excited and turned to B to mention how this would be ok if she ever felt like buying me a life size bust from Iron Man. Hells yeah I’d allow the geek factor to go up and sit this bad boy beside my comp to watch over shit while I was gone.

Add Pacino and Kellie to your Twitter and follow them, they rock. While you’re at it, follow my albino ass and of course, the ever beautiful Miss Bryci.

Don’t mistake this post as me bitching I didn’t get one, it was never an option that I was aware of to be honest. Hey, I might be older than you but I’m a lot younger than you at the same time. Age is a number dude, that’s all it is. How old you feel, how old you act and how old you fuck, that’s all that matters. er.. yeah.

Ah well, off to bed… early night because Jack wakes our ass up like clockwork. Fucking dog. I loves him.

COBRA KAI!

When I heard they were remaking the Karate Kid, I thought… oh shitballs no.

I heard Jaden Smith, Will Smith’s off-spring was staring in this along side Jackie “The Man” Chan and yeah, I was depressed for like, a week easy. Jaden was great in the movie with his Dad, so junior has the chops (no Karate pun intended) but seriously… a remake of Daniel LaRusso and Mr Miyagi? For reals?

I wouldn’t get out of bed, I kept crying after I heard the news.

Then I saw the trailer…

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Could I have been wrong? Jesus Christ on a Stick!

This trailer actually has me thinking…whoa, this might even be good. I mean, aside from Will Smith laying down the rap about 10% this, 15% that etc.

How about 100% DO.NOT.WANT Daddy to rap in the movie? How’s that for math, Will?

ps.. Jazzy Jeff called, he wanted me to ask if you saved a part for him in the new flick or on the soundtrack. I reasoned with him that after Fresh Prince you pretty much forgot he existed. I mean sure, you gave him that side role as the Alien you bitch slap in Independence Day but Big Willy, that was just cold. Jazzy been there for ya man since day one and you left him at the bus station like he was an ol drunk. How’s that Scientology gig workin for ya anyway? Whoops

Johnny Lawrence also called, said something about kicking Jaden’s ass if he ever gets the chance.

wtf is that about?

June 11, 2010. Check.

So we just put the new Bryci set live, and wow… this set is smoking hot. Click here to see the set.

I figured I’d also upload a high res version for those that want a large image for a desktop… since I know most guys like presents, and most guys like boobies… boobie presents seemed to me a given that it’d be appreciated.

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4256 x 2832 pixels in size.

If you think this is hot… you should see the rest of this set in full high resolution! Candy Cane anyone?