I get some fun emails. The ones I like best are the guys that try and tell me the way it is. These awesome males figure because they whack it online, that makes them experts. So I get emails from time to time, barking orders at me. Do this, do that. It’s amusing really.

The best ones are the guys that will carry on a conversation when I reply with one word answers.

Them:

Why don’t you have zip sets? You should really have zip sets. Zip sets make my life easier and then i would subscribe longer if you had zip sets…

Me:

No.

Them:

That wasn’t a good answer. You didn’t detail why you don’t offer zip sets and what the general issue is with zip sets. I like zip sets. All sites have zip sets and zip sets are easier to download photos with.

Me:

No.

Them:

I don’t think you understand what I am asking  you. I prefer zip sets because they make my life easier and they are much faster and I would rebill longer if I had that option because it’s a good option etc etc etc

Me.

No.

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Seriously, this shit goes on and on and on.

If this was a class on patience, skippy gets a fucking A for effort. Seriously. Gold star motherfucker, gold star indeed.

Now, to answer, as I have time and time again… zip sets for an adult website is like being convicted and going to jail, then upon getting into general population, you raise a balloon above your head that says NOW OPEN and then you bend the over and prepare to get railed. Hard.

It’s just not a good idea.

Zip sets means your shit is going to get traded a lot. Being traded is part of the game, but making it easier is, well, like I said… not a great idea. We used to offer zips. We got rid of them and maybe 5 people bitched. I’d say that’s an acceptable loss margin. If someone wants to cancel because we don’t have zips, no issues what so ever.

Ah well, time for bed. A beautiful lady is calling my name, and yes, I know I am one lucky bastard. Don’t think I don’t know it.

night world.

ps.. I didn’t seriously answer NO. No. No. a few times to someone. I’m not an asshole. I detail what and why we do what we do, i think the customer should ask questions and should expect more of sites they sign up for. I was merely bored when i was writing this blog, well, tired as fuck… bored.. not so much.

The other night the Calgary Flames played the Vancouver Canucks.

A Vancouver Canuck “fan” used a green laser pointer and aimed it into the eyes of Calgary goaltender Mikka Kiprusoff. This fan wasn’t caught because GM Place in Vancouver has shitty security. How this guy wasn’t caught is confusing, how a fan near this guy couldn’t have seen this or at the very least, the person WITH this fan…. fuck me. If I was at a game with a friend doing this, I’d leave. Then, later, anonymously turn his loser ass in. This guy isn’t a friend, he’s a fucking joke.

Vancouver Canucks fan points laser pointer at Calgary Flames goalie Mikka Kiprusoff.

I hope the cocksucker that did this is caught and gets the shit kicked out of him. he made the Canucks look bad and they’re a great, great hockey team. Not as good as the Calgary Flames mind you… but damn close.

I can only hope that the fucking loser that did this googles himself and finds my blog so he can know what a stupid cunt he really is. I don’t he’ll give a shit though, selfish prick. Somewhere in his pea brain, he actually thought he’d help the Canucks.

All he did was make them look bad. What am asshole.

By the way, Flames won the game in a shoot out. Amazing game, both teams deserved the victory.

Never ceases to amaze me how many people will sign up for Bryci or Ava with a bullshit name. If the name doesn’t match the credit card attached to it, you can be charged with credit card fraud, you’re aware of this right dummies?

I just had a guy sign up for Ava’s site using a fake name, not even a real name for that matter.. a bullshit made up thing. Needless to say his account didn’t go through and now, he’s flagged for credit card fraud. What a fucking moron.

If you’re going to sign up for an adult site, grow a set of balls for fuck’s sake. Man up. The only possible thing I could think as to why this idiot would use a fake name, he lives inside 30 minutes of us. Thus, chance he knows Ava IRL or knows of her, and didn’t want her to know who it was. I had just written a blog about people signing up that know a girl and low and behold, dumb ass signs up. Well, tries to anyway.

I emailed him back and told him if he tries a second time I’ll report him to the RCMP for credit card fraud. What a fucking tool. Makes me smile though that stupid people like this exist. I need some motherfucker to pump my gas for me.

Yeeeaaaaaaah BOyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

On second thought, makes me sad that idiots are procreating. One should have to pass an IQ test before being able to have children. Seems r’tards are surpassing those with a clue. Go figure.

One of the things I have noticed in this business, there are webmasters that do their job and are good at it, then there are those that are lazy as fuck or just don’t know any better. I myself watch who signs up, have scripts set up to catch ass clowns abusing the server, watch for password sharing, the list goes on. Why? Simple, this is my business, this is what I do. If you’re not going to be good at what you do, you leave open room for others to fuck with you, or be better than you… which makes you expendable. Make sense? Sure, I’m a little over the top sometimes but don’t let it be said I don’t take this shit serious.

My job, keep the ladies safe as possible, that means nuking idiots that sign up in our backyard, and nuke those that would abuse the server. Kind of common sense I’d think.

Ah well, another day in the life of me. meh, same shit, different day. I fucking love my job.

ps. got my Beaver Buzz energy drink. wut up.

and in other news, the caffeine is kicking in. WHEeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I am not what you’d call a fan of winter. I don’t mind the snow, but the cold… yeah, I can do without that. I feel bad saying this because where we live, it’s not really that cold at all. The past few days it’s been around 3-4 above celcius (37-39 area F). That’s chilly, sure… but not freezing area. So snow is melting… but it’s not crazy hot out yet.

Sigh.

I miss the summer

I know, I know… a long way to go. At this point, I’d settle for t-shirt weather again. I know it’ll come around, just hating the continual cold feet thing that seems to be plaguing me lately. I think I need to go back to bed or something. Jack woke me at 5:30 this morning. He got his shots yesterday so he’s probably not feeling the same as usual.

I am shooting Ava this afternoon for a little, so that will be fun. Should go get some zzzz’s so I’m not yawning. Nothing will make a girl think WTF like you yawning as she’s getting naked.

I need some Beaver Buzz energy drinks but my ass is out. arrrgh!

What the fuck is wrong with some people? Why do some people THRIVE on drama? I mean sure, we all like it to a degree. We all have a different drama quotient I think. Some like a little, others like a lot. Some feel the high school mentality he said she said dramarama bomb is awesome, while others think it’s fucking lame.

I don’t get it.

This is the INTERNET

I suppose some people have nothing better to do. Hey, I know, I’ll go create issues for someone. GLEE GLEE I RULE!

Assclown.

I got word from a friend that someone I had previously trusted to make wallpapers for us was posting Bryci content in a trader forum. I go and check and sure enough, he was. I email him to ask him what’s up.

He admits to doing it, and says he’s immature. He got cranky when I cut his free access because we had enough wallpapers, thus we didn’t need more.

Wait. What?

First off, points for honesty. Secondly… I understand you getting your shit in a knot over me cutting your free pass, but when you post images of B, that hurts B. What the fuck is wrong with your brain? You trusted this girl enough to send her a dress because you thought she’d look good in it. You spend time making wallpapers because you’re a fan and then you show your friendship by stealing from us because you’re “immature” as you put it?

Seriously?

I know, life has drama all around, no matter where you work, who you’re friends with. We all partake to some degree because we need some excitement or our own lives fucking suck so we need to live through others. It just sucks balls when you think someone can be trusted and then it turns out, they can’t.

My instinct says fuck it, throw a lawyer on his ass. Make an example out of him.

Thing is, what happens then? I have solid proof that any court would agree with, right down to ip address and him admitting he did it. So I sue him, hit him with copyright law… which is $30,000 – $150,000 PER IMAGE. Inside all of a few hours his life is ruined and for what… so he could get a few high fives from other thieves?

Fuck me, some people need to wake the fuck up.

I am being nice right now, turning the other cheek because I’m not out to ruin someone. Thing is, he was going after us, so why shouldn’t I ruin his ass? Hell, I have his home address. We were even nice enough to send him a signed outfit Bryci had previously worn because we appreciated his friendship and this is how he repays us.

Those of you out there reading this that post stolen girl sets… just be aware that no matter how private you think the forum is you’re posting on, there is always someone that will out you, just for the chance to get one step closer to the girl or site.

All you need to do is piss off the wrong webmaster and  boom, you’ve been served with papers and your ass is now going to be an example, sued into oblivion.

All because you thought you needed someone else to hit the thanks button. Good idea, Chief.

Check this out… http://wp-board.com/

Some people will fuck you in the ass if you’re dumb enough to post content.

It’s easy money from this side of the fence, after all.. once a webbie has the proof needed to own you, what does he lose by doing so?  to quote myself, what I said earlier… “Fuck me, some people need to wake the fuck up.”

I sincerely hope some people do, because right now I am turning the other cheek, but I might not be so nice next time.