Wait, let me correct that, as a man with a girlfriend/wife/significant other, you know that grooming is important. Those of you without that special someone… the one thing that might be standing between you and her… is grooming.

Personal Grooming is important. Wait. What? How I look MATTERS to the opposite sex? WHAT WHAT WHAT???

If you honestly thought what I just said above… you are a fucking moron.

Think of the last time you saw a really, truly unattractive person. What was it about them that made them undesirable to you? Odds are, the way they looked mattered to you, right? With that said, the common sense cops called and wanted me to remind you that how you look matters as well. Are you grossly overweight? Why? Get on that man, it’s not rocket science. Losing weight is so easy, it’s not even funny.

I digress.

How to my balls work into this equation is what you’re wondering? Grooming is important.

What’s even scarier is that in questioning this, you’re actively thinking about my nutsack. Man lover.

The last girl you were with, where you got to see her special parts,  did she have a mighty forest growing down below or was she cleanly shorn, or maybe trimmed? She took the time to make sure she was groomed. She did this for herself, and maybe, if you’re lucky, she took you into consideration. Odds are it was 99% for her mind you, but still… point is, she was groomed. (it’s a woman’s world guys, we’re just guests)

Have you ever went to yonder shower, blade in hand, with the game plan of shaving the grapes? Not so easy is it? The wrinkled skin flaps and a sharp razor blade don’t exactly make you happy smiley. It scares the fucking shit out of this cowboy. Fact.

Philips came out with this little product called the Bodygroom for guys that wanted to keep the good clean, trimmed, even shaved. I have tried this tool for shorn pubes and I can tell you, buy it. The only negative on it, the blade goes dull after about a month or three. Meh, gotta replace blades anyway on regular shavers so why would this be any different?

Check this video… it helps explain things

Once done, head over to Amazon.com and buy this. Hell, you can even buy replacement blades while you’re at it. This will help you be taken more serious in the bedroom when you drop your drawers, you’ll look like you actually give a shit. (which you should, by the way, if you plan to keep her interested in you and your furry jungle…er… cleanly trimmed putting green.

If for no other reason, guys, trimming/shaving will help your junk look bigger. Some of you are worried your manhood is more like a boyhood… so this might give you the extra umph you need.

From the CD – Hefty Fine. Go grab this mofo, it’s great!

This song is addictive. Bryci loves it, so do I. Come on Bloodhound Gang, come out with the new CD already! We’re eagerly awaiting!

Yes, she is awesome.

Sites for a chuckle…

http://www.paleisthenewtan.com

http://nj-guido.com/

btw.. check out the live streaming webcam in our bathroom here.

behind the scenes from the ‘light’ black and white’ set

So yeah, right now it’s still pretty unfinished, but once he tightens up the open areas and fills in the lines, connects the dots so to speak… that’ll be good.

THEN I can start on my OMFGAWESOME leg tattoo. I am getting a roman gladiator on my left leg so he is reaching up with his right arm, and he’s holding my junk with this IIIIYYYEEEeeeee!!!!! Scream type face as seen below.

Yes, I am going to have Gerard Butler tattooed on my groin.

What in the hell is wrong with you?

It was a joke, princess. I’m not getting some dude inked on me showcasing my sword, okay? Sheesh. Because it’s on internets you’ll fucking believe anything hey?

Riley sent me an email this morning… “I’m not usually one to sit around and read article on the internet but I read every page on your site.  I like your style keep up the good work.”

Thanks man! It’s always a good thing getting emails from people that like what I’m doing. Mind you, I also like getting emails from the people that don’t like what I’m doing. Meh, I just like email in general. Well, except for the FWD emails I get from my family. Those are awesome. I give you, Yoda Dog.

When I look at dogs and imagine what they are thinking… I like to imagine they talk like Eric Cartman.

Next time you look at your dog and make fun of him/her, imagine their response… as dictated by Eric Cartman.

Win.

 
I am seriously shitting in your shoes for this. Seriously. I’m not even joking. Asshole.

That’s a lot funnier if you picture Cartman’s voice saying it. Well, for me anyway.

Time to build a bowflex me thinks.

I used to think Ford sucked balls, because well… they did. They got their shit together though, no question. That whole “Just Drive One” phrase is true, as much as I hate to admit it. The Edge came with Sirius sat. radio which was cool as hell, leather all around, heated seats, glass panoramic roof so it was major sunroof land… yeah, it was cool.

Shot in the Rockies, near Kicking Horse Pass

Will I buy a Ford? Prob not… but I’d consider it, they’re worthy of checking out if you’re into this look.

On my desk right now as I type this, I have a collection of geek happiness that is here to make my job easier, my life easier I suppose. I am always interested in what other people use for their systems, what their desktops look like etc. I remember coming across blogs and sites where guys would post their set ups and sometimes it gave me new ideas foe the direction I wanted to move in, or at the very least, stuff to look at. With that said… I’ll try and better illustrate the whole desktop v laptop dilemma.

(Mac on left, Win7 on right, both with apple extended keyboards and Logitech G9 mice)

On my left, I have my Apple Mac Pro (8 core (2.8 GHz), 10 gig ram, 4 tb of storage + 2 tb of scratch storage for HD video encoding).  On my right, I have my windows 7 machine. It’s comprised of Intel i7 920 quad core (2.67Mhz). 6 gigs of ram, and 3 tb of storage and 1 tb of scratch space for Photoshop etc.

(drives sit in waiting for me to fill them with goodness)

Both machines have their own Apple 30+ screens for large desktop space, easier to work with etc. Both rock 2560 x 1600 screen resolution @ .25 dpi which is awesome for graphic work/hd video editing. I use the Win7 machine prob 90% of the day, the Mac is used for video editing almost entirely.

(i7 box on left and Mac Pro on right with Jack in the background sleeping)

It’s not that I think Win7 is better than OS-X, truth is I think OS-X is *much* stronger, I just am more used to Win over OS-X and most of my software is Win based. I used to have bootcamp on the Apple and I stayed in Win7 more than OS-X, then I realized if I grabbed a second system I could streamline, become quicker. System A is video encoding while system B is doing other tasks… it did speed me up, so that’s good.

So with that all said and done… now I am sitting here typing this pondering the future of my video editing tasks. I have more or less decided when Apple released their new Mac Book Pro in the next month or two… I’ll look at getting one of those, and sell my current Mac Pro. Reason is simple… the laptop can replace the desktop unit, still power the 30” screen and do everything I currently do and as an added bonus… I have mobility which I’d like.

A good deal of people I know live on their laptops, swear by them. I figure… buy the laptop, sell the desktop, pay the debt down from that and after all is said and done, I walked away with a new laptop for a fraction of the price. The new Apple MBP is said to have the i5 and i7 chips in them once released, so we’ll see I guess.

(not my laptop.. but it is the skin I just snagged)

I saw this skin for the 17” MBP laptop that made me drool so I bought one. I am such a geek. heh I don’t even have the laptop yet, so why did I grab a skin? Well, honestly… the last time I saw a cool skin they sold out quick and the movie company clamped down on the company making them so there was no second run. I didn’t want to lose this sucker, so I figured… $15 investment. If it turns out I don’t go that direction and get the new MBP… i can always sell the skin on eBay or something. meh

So that’s the dilemma in a nutshell. To lap or not to lap. I wanted my own Macbook for the longest time so I can continue writing with it, so this moves me one step closer to realizing a life time goal as well. Yes, I’m writing something… more on that down the road

The guy freaks out and says, you’re not going to cash this right now?

The teller says no.

The guy tells the teller to shove the authorization up his ass, and then calls him a racist slur. I am not going to repeat the term because well, it doesn’t need repeating.

I was stunned though. I mean, to hear someone flat out call someone else this to their face, with no regard for anything… wow. Unreal. Is this 1960 Alabama?

What the hell do I know? I’m white and have always been white. I don’t know of the difficulties that people of other nationalities feel on a day to day basis. I don’t know how many people look at them differently, or are rude to them for whatever reason.

The guy in the bank needed his teeth kicked in is what he needed. Arian prick. Violence doesn’t solve things, I know, but holy shit fingers, this guy was a fucking clown. The teller was polite, nice, doing his job. This guy has to feel like a man because he didn’t get his way so he throws a racist term on the table? Really? Where the fuck do we live, the deep south? I wasn’t aware the KKK was alive and thriving in my little corner of Canada.

What a fucktard. I was looking right at him in disbelief, and it’s probably a good thing Chuckles didn’t look at me because he’d have probably asked me what the fuck my problem is… and well, I don’t really keep my nose in my own business usually. I have this bad habit of trying to stand up for my fellow man. I was raised rather old fashioned I think.

People often wish the world was a better place… yet they do fuck all to help out. Be the change people, one small thing DOES make a difference.

Anyway… I am not good at keeping out of things. I probably should keep to myself more. In the past… I’ve straight armed a shoplifter that was running from in store security and was coming straight for me. I wasn’t trying to be a hero, reality is it was stupid of me to step in given the circumstances. Dude was coming right at me and started to throw a punch to go through me since he was running and I was between him and the door (I was entering the store at the time). Martial arts training kicked in and I reacted without thinking. I can still remember going home to Bryci and telling her about it because my adrenaline was pumping and I was so proud of myself for taking this guy down and helping out. I can also recall the look she gave me… like I was dumb as a bag of hammers for getting in this dude’s path. he could have pulled a knife, a gun, who knows. She is right of course.

The fucktard at the bank though… yeah, I could totally have seen myself getting into it with him. It’s funny because I am such a passive guy, friendly and chill. That is until I’m pushed, and then I’m…well… not that guy. I think we all have the other side of us that comes out sometimes, right?

Pisses me off though, the guy needed a throat kick for sure. What would you have done in my shoes? I was hungry as fuck at the time, I’d been driving a long time that day prior… so it’s definitely good that I didn’t get into something. Energy is needed sometimes and well, I had next to none.

When we were planning out the site, we had one mission in mind. Have fun. We have accomplished this in spades, because it’s been a year and for both of us, it feels like we just started the other day!

129 photo galleries, 157 videos and all of this in one year. If you work that out, that’s a hell of a lot of updates! We wanted the site to be something special, so we looked around and took note of what other sites were doing, and decided to try and change things a little. While it’s perfectly fine to do what the site beside you is doing, small 1000 pixel images, 640×480 or smaller videos, next to no cam shows or blogs… we thought… why do what others do?

Growing up, I always heard… in life, there are leaders and there are followers. Best part, you get to chose which of those two categories you fit into. You don’t have to follow the masses, instead with some hard work and determination you can lead them instead.

To date, we are still the only solo model site online offering images shot full frame, 4000 pixel wide as well as still the only solo model site offering this many video options, from cell phone size all the way up to 1920×1080 true 1080p HD dimensions. We wanted to create a site we’d be proud of and we have done just that.

Bryci’s ‘Light’ Set, went live Feb 1, 2009, for members only.

So with one year down… what does the future hold? A lot of cool ass stuff, that’s what! We have some new sites coming, some new girls coming, and of course.. we’re going to keep trying to raise the bar but more importantly, we’re going to continue to have fun.

After all, if you’re not having fun in what you’re doing in life, why do it?

Thanks to you all for your support over the past year!

- James and Bryci

Dion Phaneuf was touted as the next Scott Stevens. He was going to be one of the greatest D men in the game. Only one problem in that equation… Dion’s ego. He is a cancer in the dressing room, fighting with everyone. Is it any surprise Team Canada didn’t want him on their Olympic squad? Hell no. The guy is a tremendous douche. The only +1 I can think about the guy is that he was at one time dating Elisha Cuthbert.

As a long time Flames fan, everytime this cocksucker touched the puck I would get cranky. he never passed, he’d instead try to go end to end and well, fail, often.

Fuck him.

Thanks for nothing idiot, I hope the Toronto Maple Laughs have fun with you. cocksucker.

more on the trade here.