Ever have those moments? I mean, I love my job, but sometimes, I just need time with my girl. Nothing else matters, just her and I… relaxing, doing anything, or nothing at all. We spent some time on the beach with Jack, that was great. Little fucker figured out how to dig. One one of our little walks, we encountered this little field that had some cows in it. Jack was… well… less than impressed. Check the video over at Bryci’s blog by clicking here.

So yeah, great weekend. We watched Ninja Assassin which was fucking AWESOMEPIC!

The best part of this movie, Sho Kosugi. Any of you 80’s kids will recall he was a major part of old school Ninja movies. Fuck yeah, bad ass boss man. We watched the Flames beat the Wild 5-2 which was long over due, they Wild have really had Calgary’s number lately. One win over them though in 4 games or something does not bragging rights make. +1 MNwild, +1.

baby Zac Efron is all that and a bag of tostitos. (to gay men)

We tried to watch Percy Jackson and the Olympians The Lightning Thief (pic above)… that was…well… juvenile. I like fun movies but this movie was pretty much directed at twelve year old boys or retarded step children, or both. Point being, good luck watching it and taking shit serious. Even though you know it’s a fantasy movie and all, it’s just so… what in the fu… that you can’t get into it. Even Harry Potter is more believable than this shitflick. Just sayin, save your time, money, whatever.

So in closing, see Ninja Assassin, right now.

Here’s a quick snap of the member’s area… the site updates five times a week. We went live TODAY.

Yup.. we’re stoked. Katie, Bryci, myself, we all kicked royal ass getting this fucker ready. Hope you guys like!

If you’re a Bellapass member, you now have access to Bryci, Katie Banks and Ava Dawn!

Today was an ON day work out wise so I jumped my weights up a little and hit the bowflex hard. I know, I know… some of you are chuckling at the mere thought a ‘bowflex’ giving you an adequate workout. To these people, I say… try it, then talk to me.

If you’re a huge dude, or you’re on the juice… this might not phase you but to us normal mortals… damn foo, this sucker brings it. I am so freaking happy we bought this. Bryci told me this morning that my arms have almost doubled inside a week or so. I’m not sure about doubling and I don’t think she was being literal but yeah, the bowflex pushes your frame… no question.

So back to work for me.

We were almost set with Katie’s site to go live last night, but a few last minute things needed to be tweaked. The member’s side is online, and it’s impressive for a site launch I think. The site starts with five updates per week as of next week as well:

Monday – Webcam | Tues – Photos | Wed – Video | Thurs – Photos | Fri – Video

The photos are 4000 pixels in size, the videos are true 1080p (1920×1080) as well as 1280×720 and other sizes for your iPod, PSP, cell phone etc. The site contains the same magic that has made Bryci members so happy through the year.

The kick ass deal in my opinion… will be the Bella Pass.

Bella Pass is our network wide website, where someone can buy one membership for $34.95 rather than buying a site membership for $24.95. Sure, it’s ten bucks more… but look at what you get for that extra ten bucks. Bella Pass gives you full access to *ALL* our websites. Right now, that consists of Bryci.com, Avadawn.com and of course the member exclusive forums where the ladies chat. It also gives you full access to all the webcam shows on Babe Chat, the network we run along side our partners, Mumblez and Doug. So right now it might not seem like that sweet a deal.. an extra ten bucks gets you access to one more site really since the forums and cam shows are included for members of either Bryci.com or Avadawn.com BUT (yes, there is always a but)… shortly Katie’s website will be on that list, as well one more website I am building right after Katie’s website. So then you’ll have access to FOUR sites.. that each would be $24.95 so if you were a crazy motherfucker and joined all four… that would run you $99.80. Then again, you could use your brain and grab a Bella Pass for $34.95 and save yourself $64.85

Yes, Math is fun

So in short, Bella Pass is a sweet ass deal. We sort of look at it like, why not offer more bang for the buck?

Now get this… the site that goes live after Katie’s (March 15th-20th area) will feature a fresh update DAILY. So yeah, we’re trying to give a decent deal for $34.95 and between Bryci, AvaDawn, Katie and this new site…  we think we will be doing exactly that. There is of course a fifth site and a sixth site in the works as well… April is where we’re aiming for for those.

Yeah, work is good, busy busy busy

Off to eat some lunch and then sit my white ass back down here to continue tweaking Katie’s site. It *will* be going live today. We have all the necessary pieces to the puzzle, we’re just putting them together. Sweet jesus this girl is hot. You guys are in for a treat!

This is funny for those that follow hockey.

I was there for her, but I wasn’t happy about it. My own fault really.. but that’s another story.

As time went on, I started to get used to my surroundings. I started to actually like Spokane. I met some great friends, started into a little routine, kidnapping tourists and making skin coats and well, I wasn’t unhappy about where I lived anymore. I quite enjoyed it. Weird how life can be. It’s really as tough as you make it.

I haven’t lived in Washington state now for over six years. Time flies when you’re having fun hey? I do miss my friends in Spokompton at times, especially The Glen (even tho he no longer resides in the spokompt hood). If I hadn’t moved back to Canada when I did, my life would rolled in a different direction. I’d have never ended up meeting Bryci and I’d probably be a different person. In my opinion, she’s such a major part of my life, if it weren’t for her, without doubt I’d be a different man. I might even have three arms.

HEY. YOU DON’T KNOW FOR SURE. FUCK YOU.

I guess what I am saying here, is that sometimes… life will throw you a curve you didn’t see coming. Maybe you’ll end up moving somewhere like I did and you’ll be unhappy, as I was. In time you’ll see the unhappiness was all in your head, and as soon as you decided to stop being five, shit got better.  That’s what happened for me anyway, maybe you’ll be more fortunate and find your way to happiness even quicker than I did. For your sanity, I hope so.

I have had some curves thrown my way in life, who hasn’t? Sometimes you figure it just can’t get any worse… and then it does. Ha! I know dude, I know. We’ve all been there. It does get better though. Eat Shreddies, I’m just sayin… if those happy diamonds can’t make ya smile, pfffft, you’re pretty much set to be unhappy for life.

Shreddies are teh bomb!

Snap.

It is almost 4:22 am. OMGOMGOMGOMG I am so fackin facked

Jack (our little destroyer of worlds) will be awake at about 7:15am area to go pee. It will be at this time I will pull my sleepy ass from slumber and walk him to the patio door, telling him… GO PEE JACK. He will trot over to his green and let fluid fly. Upon such time I will bring him in and grab the blanket near the door that has been marked with jack’s scent. I will then clean his under-carriage so it’s not damp, you know male dogs, their generally get wet when they piss. I will then trot Sir Prissy Pants aka princess into the bedroom where Bryci lay dormant… safe in the knowledge I will wake her not, from her dreams.

I shall lift his majesty skyward to the bed so he can lick himself into a frenzy in style whilst I crash the fuck out.

Face it, if you could go to town on yer bidniz, you would too. You know you would. Don’t even lie.

Upon waking, you can color my ass sitting in this chair working on Katie’s new site. It’s sooo close.

If all goes well, we go live tonight.

I wonder which site I shall engage myself with next? hmmm…

damn I am tired. I was in bed too, almost asleep and then I remembered I had to submit something to ccbill for approval for co-launch with Katie’s site. One couldn’t take place without the other and nobody likes a slacker.

Well, I like slackers, they make me look goooood… but you get my what I’m saying.

One last thing…

I posted this pic in the randoms area. I said it was our bathroom. Some of you have been watching this regularly, hoping to see Bryci.

You.are.retards. There. I said it.

This is not our bathroom. This is an animated gif consisting of two frames. on and off. er… red dot on, red dot off.

If you are one of the many I snafu’d with this, go into your bathroom, lift the toilet seat up. Lay your head on the rim, use toilet paper as a safe clean barrier from da germs if you must.

Now, slam the seat downward unto your melon as fast as you can, repeatedly until blood pours from your ears.

Please. Thank you. I would if I could but you know… you’re there, I’m here… there’s that whole awkward thing about being in the same bathroom with a stranger… anywhoo…

STOP WATCHING DA GIF. Seriously.

We aren’t ever going to show up in this animated gif. Ever.

Ok kids, enough of the funnies. I’m giggling at my own dumb jokes and oh look, it’s 4:38am.

Jack’s bladder is on count down mode at this point. fuck. I wonder if I taped a balloon to his wiener, if that’d work.

will get back to you on this.

We got the gym set up a couple weeks back, but I wasn’t able to start using it because I had fresh ink on my arm and flexing your arm muscles with tight freshly tattooed skin is not a good idea. Ripping skin is not a good feeling, been there done that already. Then this last week, while my arm was about 90% healed, I still couldn’t really work out because I was shooting Katie all week.

Bryci on the other hand worked out all last week. I’m so proud of her, she’s pushing herself so hard. Eating properly, sleeping properly, drinking her water (75-90 ounces per day) plus working out.

So this week… I started working out on the Bowflex. Holy shit. Consider me impressed. This sucker will push you as far as your body can take and then some. I started a simple reconditioning workout, being that I haven’t worked out in awhile. 3 days per week, one day on, one day off… nothing major. Seven exercises ranging from core routines to bench press etc. Two sets of 15. On Monday I worked out, I was sore on Tuesday. Today I worked out, raising my weights from Monday’s totals… and yes, I am sore again. Thing is, you get such a rush off this, you want to work out again. As I type this I am thinking about how my arms felt on the final few reps, buckling from the pressure… it was amazing.

(our gym can be bought here if you’re want one)

When we’re not working out on this, we leave it with 10lbs wired up. When we’re ready to work out, depending on if it’s Bryci or myself, we change the weights, depending on work out. Takes all of 10 seconds tops to flip weight amounts. The workouts are fast, you fly through them and you get such a feeling of YES! when you’re done.

So let’s see what happens. Bowflex has this 6 week thing where they say your body will change so much, you’ll be impressed or your money back. B worked out for one week and I noticed a difference in her body. ONE WEEK. I have worked out twice on the damn thing and lines I had on my mid torso are back. Two work outs. Damn. Muscle memory is a great thing. heh

So yeah, I am a big fan of this. It might look like a weak ass machine that can’t do much, but it can do 70 exercises. It tops out at 210 pounds of resistance  but it can be upgraded to 310 or 410 by buying 50 lb rods. 2 rods go for $99 or so. I know what you’re thinking… 210? That’s IT? Yeah… you start doing pull downs with 100 lbs and watch how fast you are thinking… holy shit.

No joke, the Bowflex Extreme 2 SE is for real. We love ours, and honestly, wish we’d bought one sooner.

This, is one of those times. This, is the Cintiq.

From a web design angle, this is insane. The question isn’t what can you create with this, the question is what can’t you create with this?

From a photography editing side, wow. Just wow. This entire screen is touch sensitive so it’s like having a 21 inch touch sensitive screen. Check out this video below…

Yes, this is teh geek sex.

What’s cool is that at least one of you fuckers reading this just got wood from this as well. Bringing geeks happiness, that’s what it’s all about, isn’t it?

I will write out a blog post that I feel passionate about, and then I read it again and ponder… how can this bite me in the ass?

I never asked that question before. I didn’t much care to be honest. I’ve always tried to pride myself in being a person that speaks his mind and doesn’t bend to public views. I like who I am and what I do. I don’t really care if others accept this or that about me, simply because I’m who I say I am.

In life you often meet people and you don’t know if you’re getting the real deal or just some character they want you to see. You meet someone new and you’re on your best behavior, it’s the honeymoon phase of the friendship/relationship/whatever. You’re not 100% you and odds are, they’re not 100% them either.

What part of that makes sense though? We all wish the world was a better place, yet we all push bullshit personas forward rather then lowering the wall and showing people who we truly are. Sure, it’s for self preservation, I get that.. but at the same time… I wish people were just people, ya know?

I prefer someone to be blunt and honest over sugar coating and ass kissing every day. I might be thought of by some as an asshole, but at least the question of who I am is never up for debate. What you see is what you get. I will bend backwards to help my fellow man, but if walked upon, you’d best believe this changes.

Some people confuse being nice with being weak. They are *very* different.

If someone in business tries to screw me over, I go after them guns a blazin’ and I don’t think twice about it. My Dad was an asshole, US marine core drill sergeant for 17 years and one thing he taught me, you never bring a knife to a gun fight. Indiana Jones proved this point in raiders of the Lost Ark. (classic scene btw) If someone is out to screw you over, you communicate and see if you can reach a resolution, if you cannot, you do what you need to do. Simple.

Go to the mattresses.

I digress… (as I often do)

I’ve come to find lately I am censoring myself in my blog. I am asking who I might upset with this post or that post. Who I might piss off or how it might be bad for business if I speak openly about certain topics, certain people.

I think I am going to start being me again. I am tired of writing out long blog posts about things I feel very passionate about, then I nuke the blog post because I’m sure it’ll upset someone. That’s bullshit and that sure as hell isn’t me. While I do go out of my way to be someone I like, and someone my Mom would be proud of, I still need to be true to myself, right? I think so anyway.

So don’t expect some HOLYSHIT blog posts down the road, I’ll most likely still be posting some boring things.. but if I feel passionate about something and wish to rant, it’s done. It’s out there. No editing or just removing the post before it goes live.

Worst case, JERRY JERRY JERRY

Best case, I feel better about no longer being censored DING DING!