This is a Jamesdot.com Public Service Announcement.

If you have a name that you end with ‘ster’, you’re a douche.

If your name is Steve but you like to be called Stevester, you’re a douche.

If you need to add ‘ster’ to your name, you are…

wait for it……

A DOUCHE

Seriously.

If you are one of these guys, do yourself a favor. Stop. Seriously. You’ll thank me down the road.

If you call yourself Timster, you’re a douche. If you call yourself Tim, you’re not a douche. See how that works?