Ok, this post is going to get me in trouble. I know this because let’s face it, I am not a model. What the fuck could I possibly know about being a model? I mean, other than watching/seeing it day in and day out for the past 12 years or so with various girls I have worked with. Still, not nearly the same as being a Model, I get that… so this advice isn’t so much a THE WAY IT IS post.

Please don’t think I am telling you how to do your job, I’m not. I have much love/respect for you ladies, and I want you to succeed, not fail. That’s why I am taking the time to help some of you that maybe for whatever reason, are missing a few of the finer points that perhaps my years in this game has taught me.

This post is ADVICE… as in, from what I have seen and heard from MANY a member… this is advice. Take it for what it is worth. Please don’t go dropping attitude on me, because truthfully, I just don’t give a fuck. I’m trying to HELP you raise your game. I am telling you the shit others for whatever reason won’t. If you know me or at all or have read this blog, you know I am blunt to a fault.

I have people that can’t fucking stand me because they figure I am an asshole, or I’m full of myself (I totally am, sup) etc. Listen, this blog is for fun, I joke a lot. If you’re so anal that anything I say can upset you, seriously, get fucked. You need da sex to release the stress and tension. Hey, we all need da sex right?

MODEL ADVICE TIME

(long post aka that motherfucka is crazy!)

Good days Versus Bad Days – Ladies. I know it is not easy to be you. Some days are amazing, you get compliments and guys love you. They worship the ground you walk on. These are good days to be you. Sadly, with the good, often comes the bad… so what of those days that suck and you’re feeling down about yourself? Maybe a guy posted some shit comment in a forum, maybe a member was rude in a cam show… maybe someone PMed you  shit message. What do you do?

#1 – Chill. That’s what you do. Chill.

Don’t put faith in haters. Haters hate because they’re negative assholes. What they say shouldn’t really matter to you, but we both know that you can hear 50 good things and they can be wiped clean with 1 negative. That’s bullshit. 50-1 = 49, yo. Do the fucking math, sista. Seriously, haters are not the end all be all when it comes to the way shit is. Haters don’t buy memberships either last time I checked, so why does it matter what they say?

Reality: it doesn’t.

If you’re having a shit day, and we all have them… stay off twitter. Stay off blogging. Stay off forums. See #1.

Are you feeling a little overweight or chunky? Hey, who isn’t? We all have those areas we want to change, but the question is… are all of us models? Nope. I’m not a model and I have days I feel like I need to drop 5-10 pounds. Other days I feel great. I’m guessing you’re the same way, buuuuut… you are a model, so the way you look does matter. So then if you know you need to look your best, why are you not treating your body like the Ferrari you wish it was? If you want a Ferrari, you can’t treat yourself like a fucking Ford.

HOLD YOURSELF ACCOUNTABLE and you’ll see results. Drink water, eat decent, email me if you want actual help, no joke, I have trained other models and they have lost weight. I can tell you what Bryci does as well, it’s not rocket science, it’s called holding yourself accountable and demanding more of yourself. If that makes me an asshole for calling a spade a spade, so be it. Excuses are great, let’s see how much money they make you.

Attitude – As the say goes, attitude is everything. If you’re a bitch though, why would I sign up for your site? Oh, people love my attitude. No, no they don’t. Think about it. If you could sign for a website with a hot girl that is down to earth, easy to talk to and fun to chat with… versus the spoiled princess that is drama express… which would you sign up for?

If you’re having a shit day, either stay off the computer or suck it the fuck up dude. I sign up for a site to escape my world, to escape my stress. I don’ need to hear about how you can’t pay your bills or how life is hard for you. If you can’t pay your bills and you’re a web model, here’s a tip… you suck at being a web model. If you work your ass off, hold yourself accountable in the weight department, you can not only pay your bills, you have guys signing up because you’re the girl they want to chat with. Drop the attitude and trying smiling, see how that works for you.

It blows me away how many bitchy models I see out there. I don’t get it. I get that it’s not easy to be you and some people suck, yeah, no question… but pretend you’re a guy… would you sign up to hear a girl rant and rave about whatever? Fuck no. I want an escape, I don’t want reality. If I want reality, I can talk to my wife or girlfriend or best friend or whoever, that shit is free. I don’t need to pay someone to hear problems, that shit is all around us.

Consideration – This is common sense. If you’re going to not be able to do a cam show, cancel/reschedule asap. Don’t wait for the last second, show your fan base some consideration and they will show it back. Respect is not given lightly by some, so earn respect through showing consideration.

If you try taking guys for granted, you’ll see after awhile, your audience has left you for the sweet girl that has a site beside yours, you know, that girl that isn’t some attitude princess gets what she wants bitch.

Being a model is hard work, eating right, learning new poses, new faces etc, and dealing with the drama that can come from being a model, but part of that job is also letting the bad fade away and focusing on the positive. Nobody wants to call that friend that whines all the time, so why the fuck would I pay a membership to be part of that?

Lastly… yeah, a huge ass post, I know… but I got going… what can ya do? heh

Active! – If you’re active, prove that shit to me. Blog more. Tweeting is good and fine but blogging is where it’s at. Do both? SWEET!

awww but I have nothing to blog about!

What the fuck ever. I heard that in the past from some girls. Made me laugh then as it makes me laugh now. Dude. How hard is it to pick a topic and go. Not hard. Show your fans who you are and watch as your sign ups increase. Do cam shows, blog, tweet, post in forums, show that you’re not just some princess that figures she showed her boobs so she is due some huge payday.

Just because you show boobs online don’t mean shit, there are millions of girls, what makes you special again? Oh yeah, that’s right, you bring drama and headaches to the table. pfffffft. I’ll gladly trade your ass in and sign up for the girl that smiles, is upbeat and makes me look forward to chatting with her every day.

Looks might get the sale, but personality gets the rebill.

Now, let the James is fucking crazy and he doesn’t know what he’s talking about commence

Better yet… guys reading this… without naming the model, what are your pet peeves about some models? Not being negative, this is about being constructive and helping them.