It’s time for one of my epic rants. you ready?

One of my favorite quotes: “Everything popular is wrong” – Oscar Wilde

This is true in my opinion.

We’ve somehow become a society of sheep. So concerned with the wrong things, what you’re driving, what you’re wearing, where you live. How many square feet? How many bathrooms? Is it fast? Does it have leather seats?

Sigh.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Is it just me or are people assholes for the most part? Nobody says please, thank you, nothing. Canadians get teased for being polite. This somehow makes sense to you? If you’re an American and you think it’s funny Canadians are nice, you just might be an asshole. You’re aware of this right?

Sweet, there’s something to be proud of.

BE THE CHANGE

If you’re tired of people being shitty to you, how about you stop sucking? If you haven’t noticed yet, we learned this as babies and we still do it today. We mirror what is in front of us. If you look crabby, people think you’re crabby. If you look happy, you’re perceived as being happy.

(or stoned, drunk, on meds, meh… same diff)

YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE

Why is this not common sense? Everyone is so sure the world is out to get them.

Newsflash – the world doesn’t give two squirts of piss about you. The only one that has your back, IS YOU.

I’m not jaded, I’ve just been around enough to see this as being true. Feel free to correct me if you feel otherwise.

Put positivity out there and oh snap, would you look at that? I am getting positivity back.

This rant isn’t being negative, this rant is a wake up call for some. It was what woke me up not too long ago.

I will without question have at least one message, one email, one phone call asking me if this blog was about that person.

This blog is not about you. This blog is not about you. This blog is not about you. This blog is not about you.

Capiche?

This blog is a collection of utter bullshit I’ve endured over the past month or two. I am tired of hearing people bitch and moan about how rough things are. You have a computer, you have internet, you most likely have a roof over your head. You want to talk rough? Go check out the people with no job to support their families. The people that are back from the war and the banks have foreclosed on their home. The kids with no food in their bellies. The homeless dude down the street that can’t feed his dog.

Go ahead, tell me how your life sucks. No, wait, don’t.

Life might be hard for you right now, but come on, you’re fine. Pick up your shit and get it together.

I’ve been there myself, hardships, shitty things, life deals you a hand you never saw coming. It sucks. It really, truly does but who cares? It’s survival of the fittest and last time I had a story to bitch and moan about, i don’t recall getting paid for it. I do recall getting evicted though or having my lights shut off because I was so busy feeling sorry for myself that I forgot the very basic way life works. You need to work to survive.

Again, NO I am not talking about you. I am recounting my personal life here. If it matches yours in the past, present or future… fucking fantastic!

I can give you some advice and if you are smart and follow it, you’ll be a-okay.

Stop.

Just stop the pattern you’re doing. Keep doing the same thing, how are things going to change?

Benjamin Franklin scribed – “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results”

^ ^ ^ THIS ^ ^ ^

You are the only one that can change things. So.. umm.. change things.

Pick up the pieces, rebuild, you’re going to be fine. Hate to sound cheesy, but you have to believe to achieve.

Yes, things will be hard, that’s how it works. If it were easy, everyone would be doing it, wouldn’t they?

A phrase I like to tell myself.. Leader or Follower. Which are you?

The greatest thing about each day we’re given (and we are given these days, you should never expect them, they’re a gift, use them wisely) is that you get to choose if you’re going to lead the way or follow others.

Hint – FUCK FOLLOWING OTHERS.

Most others are so fucked up, lost in their Facebook status update or keeping up with the Joneses.. you’re better off Leading. Trust me.

Strong people are rare but if you’re still reading, I have a feeling you’re either one of them already or you have the ability to be one of them.

So what’s stoping you? You clearly have a computer, internet, electricity. So what’s your story? Time to start kicking ass?

I’d say yes.

Okay, enough with the rantavitional speech. (new word, feel free to use it as needed. Rant + Motivational = Ranivational)

Time for random shit.

10 RANDOM THINGS INSIDE MY HEAD (now in my blog)

Uncensored, the way things in life should be

Alright people.. I am outty. Time to go spend the evening with my better half.

Again, I was not talking about you. If your life is sucking, change it. It’s not impossible, what’s impossible is dealing with the mindset that change is impossible. If life is fucked, does it matter what you do? Pick one thing, change it. You’ll see it’s easier than you think.

Make sense?

Lastly, tempting as it might be, yellow snow is NOT LEMONADE SNOW.

Avoid the temptation.

To bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme
I’m a get mine so get yours
I wanna see sweat comin’ out your pores
On the house tip is how I’m swingin’ this
Strictly Hip-Hop boy, I ain’t singin’ this
Bringing this to the entire nation
Black, white, red, brown
Feel the vibration

Thanks Marky Mark, You da bomb, foo.

10 RANDOM THINGS INSIDE MY HEAD

Uncensored, the way things in life should be

I am beat down tired, time for sleep.

I wish I had sleeping pills and the option to cruise through Monday in zzzzzzzzz mode. I love my job and shooting Bryci is easy as it gets but jebus, I’m tired. I need my own bed. I need my dog. I need my boring life back.

Fast forward a week and Bryci and I are home, sleeping in, smiling away. Giggling when we wake to see nothing on the agenda other then getting our life back on track. FUCK YES.

I’ll hold on to this thought… I need to focus on it. It will be a reality.

Surfer dudes in 3…2….1….

ps. fuck crickets too.

My sleep schedule is so fucked lately. I get tired, then wide awake. I take melatonin or nyquil, it laughs at me.

I guess that means it’s time for late night random thoughts.

10 RANDOM THINGS INSIDE MY HEAD
Uncensored, the way things in life should be

Alright kids, you know what time it is…

time for a station identification…and sleep

Is it me or does that girl have a studded belt on? Damn. Studded belts are cool.

Hello Kitty Bubble whaaaa ?

umm.. Houston, we have a problem.

This is sad. Some dumb ass bought a H2 because he saw the licensed name Hummer and he figured he now is indestructible. Nobody at GM bothered to mention this The Hummer H2 and H3 are Hummers in namesake only. The H2 is a retooled Suburban and the H3 is a retooled Jimmy. If you want something that will guzzle gas and make you look like a fucktard, here’s your truck.

You want a real hummer, there is only one choice.. The AM General Hummer.

So I park the car and go on a nature walk with Bryci. We’re gone all day.

We come back and see this:

Fuck it. They can keep the car. We’ll walk home.

+1 for Darren

I am pretty sure men write these articles. I saw this because any woman knows seducing a man is about as hard as her walking into the room naked and saying, do you want to stick anything in me? Alright, so that approach is perhaps is a little rough around the edges.

Seriously though, 50 ways to seduce a man? Me thinks they’re complicating it a little.

They may have gotten the minute or less thing right, I’m not proud but that is pretty close to accurate.

I can think of 500 ways for Bryci to seduce me. Hell, maybe 5000. Now, ask me of any are needed? The girl smiles, I melt. She pretty much has me wrapped around her finger usually. Not always, I still have my balls thank you, but yeah.. she doesn’t need 50 ways, and I doubt any half decent female out there needs 50 ways for their fella.

Switching gears….

This guy writes me the other day and takes a stab at me because he doesn’t like my tattoo. He tells me it’s oh so original or something like that. I thought.. creampuff, why the fuck do I care what you think again? If you’d bothered to read my blog, you know why my ink is what it is. I was/am a huge fan of the movie From Dusk Till Dawn. If I need to finish this sentence and explain the movie, the characters, what it has to do with my ink etc, you can pretty much blow me. I like it or I wouldn’t have gotten it. Yes, I get people confusing me for Scott Nails which is kind of cool, especially since we look zero alike. Guys aren’t looking at other guy’s faces when watching porn, we’re watching their meaty cocksicles. Fag. I’m joking. A full sleeve stands out, so I get others wondering if I am the same guy. That whole left arm/right arm thing should be the dead give away, but meh, whatever.

Check my new sparkle

Lastly, random thoughts. click to enlarge

these are not my random thoughts mind you, but they are funny.

Brody got a new hat

umm…

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I did this once before and I had a few emails about it, so here we go again. Random shit from my brain.

10 Thoughts
Uncensored, the way things in life should be

Ok, it’s 5:43. How the fuck I crawl into bed without the dog looking at me and thinking PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE which I think translates into Jack saying to me.. human I allow to live, take me to door and allow me to moisten your lawn or I shall end you.

Yes Jack, you can go pee.

I’m actually tired now. fucking a, b, and c

ps, that guy with the temp tattoos is not me. He weighs maybe 140 soaking wet. I weigh 185. You wouldn’t catch me wearing a bandana around my neck, ever.

When I was a kid, neigh, a toddler. I fucking LIVED on Cheerios.

Lived on that shit. 24/7

Today, I smell the toasted oats and I want to punch somebody in the face. Twice for good measure.

Thanks for that Mom.

I have that adverse effect with very few things in life. Cheerios. Midgets, er. sorry. short people. Clowns. OMGOMG I fucking loathe clowns. I don’t trust em. How can you trust a grown man in make up at a children’s party? Fuck that noise all day long. Perhaps it was Stephen King’s “It” that ass fucked me on that one. Not sure.

sidenote: not really a short person hater.

So today has been interesting. Work work work but with every day, the network moves closer to relaunching and holy motherfucker it is something special. We’re not in pause mode with the site that sits currently, we’re still updating and keeping members in the loop but the new network, whoa. So proud of what we’re doing.

What else is new… time for a new segment in my blog that I’ll do from time to time. I just invented this right this second so forgive the clutter.

10 Thoughts
Uncensored, the way things in life should be

sigh. I feel a little better.

To be honest I still held back. A lot. i think I have to learn to just SPEAK and fuck anyone that has a problem with whatever I say.

I like how they used to do it. If someone pissed you off, you called them on their shit publicly.

Conviction is important. Stand for what you believe in.

Fuck yeah William Tradewell, you go girl.