Peta is bad? Wait, what? Check these stats on @Peta and you decide for yourself. If this is indeed true and factual in every way (fact checking info at bottom)… that’s pretty disgusting.

I am still convinced that advertisers use sex to sell things.

Sex sells? bahumbug.

This is why you let Fido out to poopski before going to the mall. What’s especially awesome, the driver most likely won’t find it right away. #let’s hope.

Someday…. it will be mine. However, I’ll never park diagonally in the handicap spot. (I’d totally back the fuck in, cheeaaa)

Yup. The United States of Stereotypes.

Next up.. how much is one trillion dollars? (cue Dr Evil pinky finger to corner of mouth)

turns out it’s a lot. Who knew?

this.

Time for pictures.

Louis CK is worth googling and watching if you have never seen his videos.

this shit is messed up.

Jesus Lover or Jizz Lover?

I love lost in translation type signs.

How to impress your cat, volume 1.

How to impress your dog, volume 1.

yes you are

this is how it starts. in 12 years, he’ll be a photographer.

so she really doesn’t have an azz like dat? where did her back fat go?

if you tell them, they’ll believe it.

Original image on left… slightly altered image on right. Trolling your friend’s Facebook done right.

Without buckets of money, this motherfucker is McLonely.

how to scare the piss out a child

Awhile ago… I bought some business cards for special people that park like, well, special people.

some of you may remember these from an earlier blog post as well as

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I have given out a few of these cards, placed on windshields etc.. and yes, they’re a joke, I’d never touch someone else’s ride. Imagine my when I saw this online..

JD – 1 | Asshole Parking like an Asshole. – 0

I like this idea.

Well, aside from greasing three pigs. Maybe I can hire someone to grease my pigs.