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We dont need you

13/05/12 COMMENTS 0

Next week. Next week I go to see the motherfucking Avengers.

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As for today, Happy Mother’s Day to the Mom’s out there. Your kids will not often appreciate you, and your husbands will often say the wrong thing or do the wrong thing, but know you’re loved. Even if your kids and your husband are unappreciative nards from time to time, you’re loved.

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Internet Dating is like this

05/06/08 COMMENTS 0

I met this girl online back in 1999, started dating her… my friends thought that I was retarded.

Man, meeting girls online? What kind of girls are online? Desperate ugly girls?

No retard, hot girls are online. *really* hot girls are online.

Sure, there are also ugly girls too. Since 99, I have met a lot of girls online. I have gotten laid at least once too. At least once.

For some, you meet the perfect person online.

For others, it’ll be like this…

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