As for today, Happy Mother’s Day to the Mom’s out there. Your kids will not often appreciate you, and your husbands will often say the wrong thing or do the wrong thing, but know you’re loved. Even if your kids and your husband are unappreciative nards from time to time, you’re loved.

This is well done, pretty funny.. take a couple seconds and watch

I hear Hulk gets mad and stuff.

download the 1280 x 720 version here. (42 megs) If you’d like to see the 1920 x 1080 HD version.. click the youtube logo.. then when on youtube, click the gear icon to change size, then go full screen, then geekgasm.

A few screen grabs from the trailer.. click for 1920 x 1080

(yes, the Hulk plucked Iron Man out of the sky and is now sliding down a skyscraper to save him. happens every day. duh)

Guys? I’m bringing the party to you…

This movie is going to be intense. I can’t wait for May 4th!

Fuck that shit all day long. Time for some geek.

I picked up this skin from Etsy for the big price of ten dollah. TEN WHOLE DOLLAH.

Fuck yeah it’s bad ass.

Bryci put it on my laptop today while I was doing some videos, her way of showing she loves me. (yes, I know I’m lucky, thanks)

In 2013/2014 when the Justice League movie comes out, it had better be fucking good. If I was Warner Brothers, I’d wave a big ass check in front of Nolan to do it.

Nolan or GTFO.

Also, I got new shades today. They seem to make me appear a little more tanned.

I can see the future though, so that’s cool.

Remember when you were in school, how there were cliques? There were groups of people that dressed the same, ate in the same area of the cafeteria or courtyard. They were cool in their books and if you weren’t one of them, you were the oddball. In school kids were often stereotyped as if they were from the movie The Breakfast Club. A brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal.

Today I met with someone that works for a rather conservative firm. I was interviewing firms to handle our finances. What I got though, was judgement. I don’t have many tattoos, but what I do for a living, coupled with how I look… shaved head, ink on arms.. 6’ 190 lbs..

sigh.

Apparently I don’t off as soft and cuddly. I’m clearly not the guy that will friend you on facebook or for that matter, give a rat’s ass about facebook in the first place. I don’t need your social acceptance badge, and I didn’t ask for it. No, I was asking if you could do your job. Can you do this?

So after 30 minutes of hearing about how drug dealers will launder money and how prostitutes need to pay taxes too. I started to think…

/self, is this uptight straight laced ass muncher really the person you want representing your finances?

It was eye opening to say the least.

I’m not an idiot. I get that I work in the adult industry and many in our society are sheep, doing what is safe, doing what is accepted. Each looking for approval because they have a good job or married a good person etc. if you can’t brag about it on facebook, what good is it?

I’m not one of these people though. I wasn’t asking for special treatment, I was asking if you can do your job without you thinking you know me or anything about me. You tell me how drug dealers launder their money so it’s legal, I understand this, but I’m not a drug dealer, I’m a photographer with years of receipts and bank statements to back it up. I get you have to cover your firm’s reputation but come on. Do you really think opening the conversation about things that any normal intelligent person would be offended by was your best approach?

Here’s how it works if I am hiring you as my accountant. I bring you receipts, you file my paperwork. I pay the bill. We’re done.

What part did I lose you on? I’m not going to your company picnic and I won’t see you in church. You will see me once a year, and I’m paying you for that. Instead, I get you talking down to me because I don’t fit into your social acceptance bubble. Nice. Very professional and oh snap, let’s do brunch. Fuck that. Fuck everything about that. I hated people like you in school, and good to know that even though it’s been many years since school, the cliques very much still thrive.

Ah yes kiddies, it’s great fun being self employed and doing what I do. On the side though, you have to lie to everyone about what it is you do so they can feel safe in their beds at night.

Yes dear, today I met a real life photographer of nude models!

NO! Really?

Yes, really. I barely got out alive.

Suffice to say, gonads. No, you won’t be getting our business. Ass clown.

I love my job and I don’t see it changing, but yes, from time to time you get to deal with clowns that make you feel unsavory. What’s fucked is many of these idiots will later sign up to adult websites but hey, in the office… I don’t know you, you’re a bad, bad man. At home, WHAT IS UP JDOT! U DA MAN!

Fucking neo maxi zoom dweebie (Thanks John Hughes, RIP).

Whatever, it’s over. Neeeeeext!

Upside to today?

Well, that meeting is over. Fuck YES!

Secondly, this arrived in the mail… like the others before it, it goes to the vault for thy unborn child.

Have a great Monday everyone.

I’ll post a complete update to my batcave/geek section later when I have time to catalogue this for curious people out there. The desk is brand spanking new, industrial fucker.. made to last and then some.

Then as if the day can’t get better.. this arrived.. this is how shit should be packed. I’m collecting the entire reprints of #1 for all DC comics, the New 52. Not opening them, collecting each version, special guest covers, you name it. All of these will go into an air tight box when I have them all collected. That box will go to my child (if I have one in time) on their 18th birthday. I wish my Dad had done some cool ass shit for me like that. No, of course they won’t be worth as much as the original #1 copies, but these are limited edition runs. They’ll be worth something I am sure.

So yeah, all in all, a good day.

Wednesday will be my first full day back at work in almost two full weeks. I’ve had my laptop with me, but I haven’t been kicking my usual ass. Thus, Wed/Thurs/Fri this week will rock and roll all night, and part of every day.

Since we moved, I have been swimming almost daily, doing laps. I aggravated my shoulder moving so I’m taking a few days off from the pool, then back at it! Also.. starting book TWO this week. Book one is a wrap, it’s at the editors right now.

Life, is good.