Fuck that shit all day long. Time for some geek.

I picked up this skin from Etsy for the big price of ten dollah. TEN WHOLE DOLLAH.

Fuck yeah it’s bad ass.

Bryci put it on my laptop today while I was doing some videos, her way of showing she loves me. (yes, I know I’m lucky, thanks)

In 2013/2014 when the Justice League movie comes out, it had better be fucking good. If I was Warner Brothers, I’d wave a big ass check in front of Nolan to do it.

Nolan or GTFO.

Also, I got new shades today. They seem to make me appear a little more tanned.

I can see the future though, so that’s cool.

Remember when you were in school, how there were cliques? There were groups of people that dressed the same, ate in the same area of the cafeteria or courtyard. They were cool in their books and if you weren’t one of them, you were the oddball. In school kids were often stereotyped as if they were from the movie The Breakfast Club. A brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal.

Today I met with someone that works for a rather conservative firm. I was interviewing firms to handle our finances. What I got though, was judgement. I don’t have many tattoos, but what I do for a living, coupled with how I look… shaved head, ink on arms.. 6’ 190 lbs..

sigh.

Apparently I don’t off as soft and cuddly. I’m clearly not the guy that will friend you on facebook or for that matter, give a rat’s ass about facebook in the first place. I don’t need your social acceptance badge, and I didn’t ask for it. No, I was asking if you could do your job. Can you do this?

So after 30 minutes of hearing about how drug dealers will launder money and how prostitutes need to pay taxes too. I started to think…

/self, is this uptight straight laced ass muncher really the person you want representing your finances?

It was eye opening to say the least.

I’m not an idiot. I get that I work in the adult industry and many in our society are sheep, doing what is safe, doing what is accepted. Each looking for approval because they have a good job or married a good person etc. if you can’t brag about it on facebook, what good is it?

I’m not one of these people though. I wasn’t asking for special treatment, I was asking if you can do your job without you thinking you know me or anything about me. You tell me how drug dealers launder their money so it’s legal, I understand this, but I’m not a drug dealer, I’m a photographer with years of receipts and bank statements to back it up. I get you have to cover your firm’s reputation but come on. Do you really think opening the conversation about things that any normal intelligent person would be offended by was your best approach?

Here’s how it works if I am hiring you as my accountant. I bring you receipts, you file my paperwork. I pay the bill. We’re done.

What part did I lose you on? I’m not going to your company picnic and I won’t see you in church. You will see me once a year, and I’m paying you for that. Instead, I get you talking down to me because I don’t fit into your social acceptance bubble. Nice. Very professional and oh snap, let’s do brunch. Fuck that. Fuck everything about that. I hated people like you in school, and good to know that even though it’s been many years since school, the cliques very much still thrive.

Ah yes kiddies, it’s great fun being self employed and doing what I do. On the side though, you have to lie to everyone about what it is you do so they can feel safe in their beds at night.

Yes dear, today I met a real life photographer of nude models!

NO! Really?

Yes, really. I barely got out alive.

Suffice to say, gonads. No, you won’t be getting our business. Ass clown.

I love my job and I don’t see it changing, but yes, from time to time you get to deal with clowns that make you feel unsavory. What’s fucked is many of these idiots will later sign up to adult websites but hey, in the office… I don’t know you, you’re a bad, bad man. At home, WHAT IS UP JDOT! U DA MAN!

Fucking neo maxi zoom dweebie (Thanks John Hughes, RIP).

Whatever, it’s over. Neeeeeext!

Upside to today?

Well, that meeting is over. Fuck YES!

Secondly, this arrived in the mail… like the others before it, it goes to the vault for thy unborn child.

Have a great Monday everyone.

I’ll post a complete update to my batcave/geek section later when I have time to catalogue this for curious people out there. The desk is brand spanking new, industrial fucker.. made to last and then some.

Then as if the day can’t get better.. this arrived.. this is how shit should be packed. I’m collecting the entire reprints of #1 for all DC comics, the New 52. Not opening them, collecting each version, special guest covers, you name it. All of these will go into an air tight box when I have them all collected. That box will go to my child (if I have one in time) on their 18th birthday. I wish my Dad had done some cool ass shit for me like that. No, of course they won’t be worth as much as the original #1 copies, but these are limited edition runs. They’ll be worth something I am sure.

So yeah, all in all, a good day.

Wednesday will be my first full day back at work in almost two full weeks. I’ve had my laptop with me, but I haven’t been kicking my usual ass. Thus, Wed/Thurs/Fri this week will rock and roll all night, and part of every day.

Since we moved, I have been swimming almost daily, doing laps. I aggravated my shoulder moving so I’m taking a few days off from the pool, then back at it! Also.. starting book TWO this week. Book one is a wrap, it’s at the editors right now.

Life, is good.

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Alright, that’s enough lawlz for one day. Hope you all have a great Friday!

Henry Cavill has the role of Clark Kent. He’s a great actor so I can’t wait to see what he brings to the roll.

Kevin Costner playing Jonathan Kent, Diane Lane plays Martha Kent, it’s going to be interesting. The rest of the cast… Russell Crowe plays Jor-El (Superman’s father), Julia Ormond plays his mother. Zod is played by Michael Shannon and Faora is played by Antje Traue. Amy Adams takes the role of Lois Lane, Laurence (Morpheus) Fishburne plays Perry White, editor in chief of the Daily Planet.

Christopher Nolan is producing this (with a few others) and Zack Synder is directing.

It’s shit like this that keeps me awake at nights.

Well, this and Coke-a-Cola. Coke is delicious.

So last week I was telling you how I’d gained ten pounds in AZ. Technically 9.6 pounds, but meh, round it to 10 right? So where we at? Well, 5 days ago… 10 pounds heavier. I was at 189.6. I weighed myself today, a few times for the average.. 182.4

So 5 days, a loss of 7.2, let’s say 7 pounds.

7 pounds of weight loss in 5 days.

How did I do it? Well, 15 in 21 has been my staple but I haven’t been religious on it. I have been staying clear of shit food *mostly* (went to movies today, had coke etc).

Drinking water and sleeping normal has been a big part of it. Most of it though, I am pretty damn sure… water weight. I don’t think I was almost 190 of solid mass and then boom, 5 days later I am down 7 pounds.

It had to be water weight from traveling, up/down etc in elevation, different foods, who knows, stress maybe?

I’m feeling better about myself at least. Now I haz big boy pants I can wear.

In other news….

best idea ever.

If your Dad does this, he is awesome.

Stay.the.fuck.inside

GOLD. pure gold.

new ink

someday

My dog would shit a small rodent if this happened.

wftwftwftwftwftwftwftwftwftwtf

this is how to take a bath with your kindle. ziplock to the rescue.

no srs, this is a great idea. I drop books in the bath. ask tim ferris, he went swimming with my mangina one night. Yes, that means my bungholio, you are win, I am not disappoint.

what.the.fuck.is.this?

time to figure out religion once and for all.

also, waffles. I don’t know why, I just felt like typing waffles.

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WAFFLES

Ok.. oh yeah… god shit.. heeear we go…

I really hope this helped none of you.

pretty biiiird

opinion. we all have one.

doeeeeeeeeet. pls? daddy needs new toys.

At least one of you are going to try this.

probably not this guy.

or this guy.

It’s time for bedtime. I doubt I’ll blog more this weekend..

I’m really enjoying spending time with my family.

I think it’s picnic time. Have a safe July 4th… remember the following chart… print, cut out, place in your wallet, beside the waffles.

Be safe mofo’s, who else will read this if you die? hahaha a lot of people.

I think this happened. For reals.

Brad Richards loves the Calgary Flames.

<3 <3 <3

where do I find waffles this late?