Walmart – Fuck yeah.

I try not to be one to judge people. To each their own I say.

With that said, may I present to you…

Shoes.

Yup. Shoes.

what in the.. doesn’t begin to answer my questions so I won’t ask.

This is awesome.

For those that are… who the fuck is Courtney whateverthefuckhername is.. she was 16, she married a 51 year old actor (well, he acted once or twice, maybe three times). She’s now 17.

And yes, this IS how one goes to get coffee. dur

The video is a lot more fun now, no?

This is video is crazy

Ladies and Gentlemen, Adam, has left the building. I saw a commercial for this movie the other day. I thought maybe I was watching an SNL commercial (Saturday Night Live) and maybe Sandler was hosting.

No such luck. This shit actually exists.

WTF WTF WTF I am pretty sure someone slipped Sandler some acid, told him that he could be the white Tyler Perry.

Adam, you’re not Tyler Perry. You Wish you were, that motherfucker is rich.

I will not be seeing this movie, as it reminds me of something I’d rather not see. Ever. Hey, here’s an idea, maybe you can try for Bucky Larson’s Rotten Tomatoes score? Fairly sure you’ll tie it.

Bets of luck Opera Man.