So 100 years ago the Titanic sunk. Kind of makes you wonder about Noah’s Ark doesn’t it?

Let’s play a game of simple math, shall we?

Religious people scare me.

Yes it has been a few days since I wrote a blog.. nothing is wrong, I’m not bored of internets. So, I am back with a post that makes me wonder if I should blog when I first wake up. Probably not.

You ever ask yourself if you’re one of the stupid people?

Come on, we know they exist. Every day or every other day you see something or someone that makes you think… what in the fuck is wrong with that person. Maybe it’s online, maybe it’s at work. Morons are out breeding the smart it seems.

So the other night Bryci and I were watching a Joe Rogan’s stand up video. Dude was caked on coke or high as giraffe pussy.. not sure which but one of the things he said made me think. He points out that stupid people don’t know they’re stupid. This makes sense to me so either a) I’m a dumb fuck as well or b) I’m just slightly on the other side of the dumb fuck line.

Kind of makes ya think, so again I put forth the query. Are you stupid?

I think there would be a certain relief in knowing your not the sharpest knife in the drawer. No real expectation on you this way right? I think we’ll all say we’re not dumb and we’ll scoff at the idea we are or could be. Meh, who knows, who cares?

I think before you can ask yourself if you’re stupid, you need a baseline to gauge your intelligence against. That itself would be an issue, because we’re a society that puts it’s faith in Facebook. That shit right there scares the bejesus out of me.

Why yes I’d like to add you to my friend’s list even though I haven’t seen you since grade two but hey, if you say we went to school together, let me welcome you to my inner circle and give you access to all my photos, family and friends.

I frequent various places online, like you. I often see facebook screen grabs of people that make me think, no way anyone is this dumb. Then I realize some of the things some people say, think, do. I’m fairly sure I’ve done some fucked up things in my time on this rock as well. Not judging, or meaning to pass judgement on others. Seriously though, don’t you just want to sit some people down sometimes and help them connect the dots? Ask questions so you can understand the way they think?

Hey, look at it this way, maybe they are right and you’re wrong? (see image above)

When I was a teenager, my best friend was a devote Christian. He was always happy, he knew pretty girls at school that all knew him. I’d learn they are all in his church group so I figured.. well shit, if this is where the ladies are, I’m in. Typical teenage boy, thinking with hormones, and any of you guys reading this, i’d wager many of you did the exact same thing.

Church group = Hot girls.

This is the code we learn. These girls are NUTS mind you, but hey, when you’re a teenage boy you take what you can get. I bet the same can be said for the opposite sex as well. I bet many females looked up guys in church groups as well. pffffft hahahaha that is probably one of the single most retarded things I’ve suggested in this entire blog.

Women are far smarter then this, they don’t go fishing for guys.. guys come to them.

Anyway, that’s a diff topic…

Religious people are interesting. I’m not knocking what you chose to believe, let’s get that straight right away. I may view things differently but this doesn’t mean I’m right anymore than you are. We might both be wrong. Unicorns might rule all. Fuck if I know. Thing with religion though, is that some people are VERY sure of their belief system. That in itself is commendable, to be sure of what you believe. Most of us don’t have a clue, we’re aware we’re on a rock floating through space and that’s about it.

I suppose it doesn’t much matter what I think, what you think, what he or she thinks. Shit is going to play out as it always has, as it always will.

I tried to have a convo a few times with various people in the church system ranging from youth pastors, pastors, missionaries… all of them were clueless if you asked a decent question. The answer was always the same, “you have to have faith”.

For me, that’s like saying, I haven’t a fucking clue what i am doing, so you’ll need to trust me on this.

Ah well, enough words words words.

Religious people angry at homosexual or lesbian people confuse the piss out of me. They point out one or two things in the bible and claim it to be strict law, yet ignore the other 100+ things they chose not to follow. I’d wager 95% of the Christians I have met are serious hypocrites but perhaps I have only met the bad bible thumpers.

If you’re a devote Christian and you’re reading this, don’t think I am being an ass or picking on you. I’m merely pointing out how many of your brethren start fights with gay people when they themselves watch porn, lie, steal, have tattoos, etc etc etc etc etc so unless I’m missing something, that kiiiiinda makes them a hypocrite. No?

Just be yourself, who the fuck cares what he or she does. Unless he’s trying to butt fuck you through your god denim, leave it the fuck alone already. kthx

I can’t fault religion for making this person dumb. Well, I could but odds are it wasn’t religion, it was ignorance.

This is awesome. Chicken heating master!

Ah yes, I saved the best for last. You.are.welcome

This blog might be a touchy topic for some. I see this happen from time to time to people I know and/or care about and it’s hard. I personally have gone through this as well, recently in fact so I have a very real connection to what I am writing. Let me explain..

btw this blog is dedicated to those of you in a relationship. If you’re single this blog may or may not resonate with you.

Have you ever dated someone that didn’t truly accept you for who you were or who you are? They wanted to change something about you or they felt the need to tell you that they prefer this or that, they liked the old you better then the new you etc. It’s like they have this “perfect you” in their head and holy smokes, you have SO MUCH POTENTIAL if you’d only change these things about you they don’t like.

Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with these people? Seriously.

Before Bryci and I started dating, I was dating this blonde woman that turned heads wherever she went. She had many guys trying to date her, and I’m pretty sure like most pretty women, she loved the attention. She was a great person, stable home life, not some chronic fuckwad that couldn’t get her shit together. (we’ve all dated those at one point or another and yes, they suck and very much like a leopard, they do not change their spots).

When I started dating J (her name started with a J so I’ll just call her J) I thought she was a pretty cool cat. She accepted me for me (or so i thought) and she never gave me grief about working in the adult industry. She knew I was around pretty girls all the time but she too was a pretty girl so I figured she was fine with it. I asked her on many an occasion if she was, and she always gave me a resounding yes type of answer.

Truth is, she wasn’t. I didn’t learn this until later but it wasn’t the direct wording that clued me in… it was the subtle hints here and there. When i wanted to start my tattoo, she’d go out of her way to point out others with ink and detail how it really ruined their bodies. How ink makes the person look less attractive and how tattoos are sort of low class in her opinion. As a good little boyfriend, I’d nod and think… fuck my life… but allow it to continue.

Once she saw she got her way with that topic, she started sinking her hooks in. We never fought much at first, until I started to see how she was trying to make me something else. She wanted me to dress a certain way. She didn’t like me hanging with my friends because they were bad influences in her books. All they do is drink and party, if you go out with them you’ll end up coming home with some other woman and you’ll cheat on me. This was her mindset and her mindset was out to fucking lunch.

As time wore on, I started to see her grand plan for me. You ever have one of those relationships where you’re dating someone.. the person is nice, the sex is alright.. but you’re sort of unenthused. You’re not really present in the relationship and next thing you know, a year has passed.

A WHOLE FUCKING YEAR??? WHAT?

Yes, a year. Time to step up and more importantly, man up.

I broke it off with J for two reasons.

1) I wasn’t happy with the idea of spending my life with her. I get ONE life in this lifetime anyway, i wanted to be with the one person that made my soul SOAR to new heights. The one person that would have my back and never try and change me. She’d love me for me, no matter who I am or what I want to be when i grow up.

2) She wasn’t dating me, she was dating this guy she was hand crafting into the guy she wanted to date.

Yeah, this is not going to happen. Time to call it day.

So I wasted a year basically, which sucks, but at the same time it was amazing because a short time after I broke things off with J, a friend introduced me to Bryci. Bryci was not a model back then, she was just this cool chick that was moving to the same town I lived in. We started to hang out as friends and for a long time, that’s all we were, friends. We had no interest in dating, we were just loving hanging out, being buds.

She got to see me uncensored. No honeymoon phase bullshit where I am at my best. She saw the REAL me. Who I am, what I do, how I treat others when I am happy, when I am pissed off. She knew who I was because I didn’t give a fuck what she thought and I saw who she was for the same reason. We weren’t trying to get the other person interested.

When you’re dating someone that puts their values on you, if you don’t stand up for yourself, you are allowing this to happen. You are giving them permission to squash your identity. Shitty, don’t you think?

I didn’t see it with J at first. I didn’t want to see it. I have always been outspoken, aggressive, I go after things in life I want. I have never backed down from anything so to have this woman (J) woman come into my life and re-program my dumb ass without me even knowing it … wow, quite the shock to the ego. I’d been had, for lack of better term.

After dating J, the LAST thing I wanted was another relationship with anyone that didn’t accept me for me. Of course, we always get the people that tell you what you want to hear. They tell you things to keep you happy, to shut you up, all the while they are spinning their web and working you into someone else.

No. Not cool.

Bryci was and is such a breath of fresh air for me. She not once has tried to change anything about me. She accepts me for me, and I of her.

I see friends dating people or trying to date people and these people are pulling the same bullshit J pulled with me.

I’m going to push my values and ideals on you, and you’ll allow me to do this. So in essence, you’re giving up your own identity and assuming a variation of mine. Wow, doesn’t that sound like an asscake sandwich with a side of are you fucking kidding me?

Fuck everything about that.

Here’s the advice part of this…

If you are in a relationship with someone, BE YOU. Don’t be them. For christ’s sake, BE YOU. If they can’t hack it, fuck them. The time you’re with them, you’re wasting your own time because you COULD be with someone that accepts you FOR YOU. These people might be hard to come by, but they DO exist.

If you’re a model in the biz, yes, finding a guy that is secure with himself enough to date you is a challenge. At the same time, are you kidding me? If you’re some hot model, any guy would give his left nut to date you. Sure you might find the odd one that is all … no no no about this or that, so kick his ass to the curb, throw your hook back in the water and catch yourself another fishy. They ARE out there.

I often wonder about the models that fall for one of their fans… did they fall for the fan because they fan is accepting already of who the model is and what she’s about? Makes good sense to me. Well, if you can find a fan in your area that is a good guy.

Note to fans reading this trying to catch a model as your next girlfriend – Wake the fuck up. If you are even remotely overweight or you have a shit job, why would she date you? Not trying to hate on ya man, but be real for a minute here. This isn’t the internet, this shit is REAL LIFE. YOU control these things. So control them for fuck’s sake. We all get a little fluffy sometimes, some extra weight on the body.. but let’s be honest here, WE CAN CHANGE THIS. So change it. Stop making excuses. You want to be better? Then be better. Once you’ve got you in order, go after you dream girl. You never know what might happen, I personally know of a few online models that ended up with a fan as her boyfriend or husband so yes, dreams happen. Just be the best you because you already know she’s the best her… so give her something worth smiling about since we both know it’ll be years for you to wipe that smile off your face after winning the model dates me lottery. Trust me on this.

So in closing…

Don’t let anyone put their bullshit views on you, ever. Stand up for yourself, always. Be you and you’ll attract likewise people. Trust in this.

If you’re a hot female reading this, with all due respect, stop stressing. Don’t take shit, you hold all the power. If some douche can’t handle you, fuck him and his insecure ass. He can go be a little bitch in the corner while real men line up to date you.

Thanks for reading.

This is so dead on it’s not even funny. If you’ve spent any time in forums, bulletin boards etc you know what I am talking about. Someone will post a photo or photos of a hot girl, sometimes a net model, other times a friend of a friend.

Like a moth to a flame, there’s always at least one guy with a negative comment. Shooting down the girl or saying how he’d never hit that (like he could if he wanted to) etc.

It always makes me smile that people make comments they’d never have the balls to say to the woman’s face.

Then there’s the guys out there that see models online and they get confused why they can’t find a girl like that in their life. ?????? whaaaa?

Guys guys guys – your dream girl is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

Seriously, odds are you already know her or she’s in your day to day life. Question is, are you worthy of her?

Any guy that has ever had a girlfriend knows ladies can dress up or dress down. They can turn up the heat, they can turn down the heat, depending on their mood, depending on what they’re feeling that day.

Think of yourself as an example, you have some days where you put limited to no effort into your appearance, right? Why is it any different for females? Make up and hair is a game changer for some people, no question.

Many of the guys would see the girl on the right and think… ewww… no thank you. Yet if she did her make up and hair, all of a sudden she’s acceptable or hot to them.

Again, the lady on left may not turn heads with many guys but the one on the right, may.

Internet standards are a scary thing.

So many guys are single right now because they’re holding out for their own Bryci, Katie Banks, Talia Shepard. I’d wager if any of these ladies were in their uber causal mode at the mall, most guys would not recognize them.

I know it’s shocking but models don’t look like models usually.

WHAT IS THIS TRICKERY YOU SPEAK OF!!!???

I’m not kidding. Models put a lot of effort into looking the way they do. Well, the successful ones do anyway. This is a totally different topic and it has the chance to explode and piss off some ladies so we’ll walk away from it…s lowly… backing away…. umm…. yeah.

So, here’s my question to the guys that have net standards – how many of you are worthy? Why would any female want to date or get with you? I have asked myself that in the past when single, just as perhaps you have as well. What did I change when needed? Well, the easiest way to answer this.. me. If you take pride in yourself and have some confidence, you’ll be surprised how far that takes to.

You don’t need to look like Brad Pitt to score your dream girl but you do need to be a decent guy.

Here’s something I can tell you, take it for what it is worth. I have shot over 300 models in the past ten years. Of those 300 models, I’d say 75% of them were single at the time. No, I’m not kidding. Why? It’s fucked, but most guys don’t go talk to beautiful women. No confidence in themselves. “Why would they date me?” and other awesome questions running around in their head when what they should be thinking is.. “Why WOULDN’T she date me? I’m a GREAT guy!”

It’s all about attitude. Confidence is king but if you’re overly cocky, you’ll come off as a douche. My advice is just be yourself. Take some pride in who you are and for fuck’s sake, try and see past your browser window. As i said, your dream girl is most likely right in front of you in your day to day life. I know my dream girl is in my day to day life, and I’m sure many of you are just as lucky as I am.

edit… updated thanks to Tony pointing this pic online out.. thx man!

I understand the whole “what is old is new” saying, but this Hipster thing has me confused. Can someone explain to me how wearing huge ass glasses and dressing quirky is somehow now cool?

I saw this pic online, seemed pretty much dead on. I’m not one for labels, because let’s face it.. the nerds rule the world if you look at things. (Gates, Jobs, Ellis, Zuckerberg etc etc etc)

I am sad when I see a pretty girl going out of her way to look like a dork so she’ll be considered ‘cool’ or in. I had someone recently ask if Bryci would do a nerdy girl photo shoot. While we love ideas and we take suggestions from time to time.. in my experience models like to feel attractive. Dressing up with tape on glasses, nerdy shirt etc.. isn’t hot, it’s desperation for lolz (in my opinion). Generally the only models that quirk it up and go out of their way to wear odd shit that isn’t fap worthy.. are the ones looking for their own identity or desperate for capturing a niche because someone told them geeks/nerds is an untapped market. I know of a few models that do this, but they’ve always done it.. it’s their thing. They are genuine in it.

Here’s what I mean and again, my opinion..

When it comes to models online, I think where they succeed or fail online, is if they are real or not. If a girl says she is a hardcore gamer, she should have some video game knowledge, ya know? No, I know who Mario is doesn’t count. If you play the quirky angle and that’s you and has always been you, kick ass. No issue with genuine people, if anything, much respect for you for being you. If you tell me you know football because you’re a football girl but when asked who played in last year’s Superbowl… you look at me stunned… this is sort of what I mean.

Here’s an example.. when I met Katie Banks for the first time, we talked and somehow in convo, she mentioned how she loves BSG (Battlestar Galactica). This is a sci-fi space series and well, if I was to ask ten hot girls what BSG is, I’d wager 9/10 would look at me without a clue. Not trying to dumb down pretty girls, but BSG isn’t mainstream for hot ladies. Fair to say? To be fair, if I asked 10 random guys what BSG is, I bet the majority are clueless as well.

Katie though, genuinely *IS* a BSG fan. She wasn’t just talking the talk to be cool, trendy, current. Feel free to quiz her, ask her questions, she knows her Starbuck and then some. (no, not Starbucks, that’s a coffee chain. thxforplayingplscomeagain

As a guy I think we’re used to hot women doing this or that to stay in the spotlight, get our attention etc. Not all hot women are like this of course, many just don’t give a shit.. they are themselves and if you like, great, if you don’t, great. Some continually change their style to try and stay current and I guess if that’s you, bonus for you? The hot girl needing to wear oversized hipster glasses and dress quirky so she’ll be looked at is beyond me. I don’t understand it. I want to understand it, I just don’t.

Okay.. went from wtf is a hipster and why do they dress this way to talking about how some people fake who they are or what they like.. umm… two different topics. Good morning JD without caffeine, how are you? I am fine, thank you for asking. I digress..

This is how I see Hipsters. Who really cares right? If they’re happy, fantastic! Who cares what this person does, what that person does in the end. I’m just acknowledging the humor in posers I guess. Meh, nobody is perfect. If you want to wear yellow and call yourself Pokemon, fucking party on, son.

Alright, rant done.

also, I want this along with levitation socks to get me to/from water.

Oh yeah.. not saying if you wear glasses you’re a geek/nerd/hipster. I think most people wear contacts or glasses.