It makes me smile sometimes when I am surfin da weeebs. I will come across a post or comment from someone in regards to some photo of a model. Sometimes it’s a girl I have seen before but usually I myself had never heard of her.

The comment will be something like.. ewwwwwww  or that’s gross! or… no thank you.

What is about the net that makes some guys have such impossibly unrealistic standards?

I know we all figure we can say what we want online. It’s ONLINE. Who cares, it’s our opinion.

If I don’t like a girl, I will post mean things about her in her forum thread and man the fuck up and maybe even say ewwwww in response to her images. I will post as if I could have her if I wanted her…. but I don’t want her, because… well… she’s just not good enough for me. I only date supermodels and girls named Yvette. er… Supermodels named Yvette. Yeah. Yvette is my girlfriend. Holla atcha boyeeeee

Then I will go to sleep after I post these mean things

By myself. By myself. BY MYSELF.

/posts more mean things cause I IZ MAAAD!!!!

hahahahahahaha ok, ok.. just think it’s funny.

When I was single, I sure as fuck wasn’t insulting women because I felt manly about it. I know guys that will literally have sex with any girl that comes their way and although you might… ewwwwww… these guys get laid. Often.

What do you do?

Oh yeah, insult the models. That’ll show them who’s boss. Way to go chief.

I don’t know why some guys are dinks. I figure they either a) got ignored by a hot girl in school so this is their revenge against all hot girls.  b) are 14 years old. c) have such an amazing view of themselves, they are completely ignorant to the way the real world works. ONLINE I IZ DA MAN!

Shit like this makes me smile. I don’t understand it, and I so desperately want to. Really. I want to.

Ok, I’m done ranting for now. Things I don’t understand chapter fourteen; delusions of grandeur.

Stress is a funny thing. We create scenarios in our head and spend time thinking about these stressful situations, substantiating our every thought. Over analyzing everything, every possible outcome, except of course, the real one that ends up happening. That sucks. Remember when you were a kid and you did something bad, you knew you were going to get an ass kicking from your Mom or Dad. You had it built up in your head HUGE and then when the parent you were shitting bricks over came to deal with you… pfffffft. It was not even close to what you thought it’d be.

How many times do you wind yourself up over dumb shit? I’m a grown man and I still do it over the stupidest things. I’d like to think we all do.

Next time you get stressed and you don’t know what the fuck is going on…

remember…

Ever wonder why piracy is so fucked up huge? You hear about movie piracy all the time, I’d wager 75% of you reading this have downloaded a movie or six hundred. Yes Golden, I am looking at you.

Hey, I’m not wearing some white cape of glory, I have done it too. We all have.

anywhoo.. here’s why I think piracy exists.

yup, that about sums it up.

This video regarding LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender) youth really made me angry. I wish people could just accept people for being PEOPLE. Who the fuck cares what someones does with their personal life. How “Christian” is it to look down upon your fellow man? I myself am not a religious man so I don’t buy into religious views, I prefer to think for myself rather then being told what to think.

People are people, stop hating, stop bullying.

I often get asked if I get jealous of the attention Bryci gets online from guys. Some guys think it’s probably very difficult to date an uber model like Bryci. Easy answer, no, I don’t get jealous. Prior to dating B, I am not sure I’d ever really had issues with jealousy. I’m aware other guys find her attractive, but that’s fine with me. She’s a beautiful woman. Makes sense others would take note.

In working with girls for so long, I have met a lot of boyfriends. I have seen a lot of relationships tested because the girl starts getting monster attention, her self worth rises because she becomes aware that yes… there are many guys that find her attractive and all of a sudden, boyfriend is bothered/threatened by her new found confidence. I have seen boyfriends get pissy because their girl was making more money then they are… a lot of guys really have an issue with this apparently.

So here’s where I get lost? Why does it matter so much? Is it because you don’t feel like a man unless you earn more cake than your girl does? Jesus, it’s 2010. We all talk of equality and how we’re all the same, yet a perfectly good example comes along where the woman out earns the man and the man gets bent. What happened to equality? What if you were making more than her, is that somehow okay to you? is it okay to her?

I guess what I am saying, is nothing really. Merely rambling and spewing random thoughts as I wait for my caffeine to kick in so I can go finish the work out cycle for today.

I just think it’s fucked up how some boyfriends get in regards to their girls being online. The guys self destruct because they can’t handle the success, attention, fame their other half garners. Suck it the fuck up you wuss. Seriously. if she is with you, THERE IS A REASON. Why complicate it and give her a reason to not be with you? This somehow make sense to you?

Let’s be honest here guys, it’s a woman’s world. If your woman is even remotely attractive, she has options you simply do not have. Oh sure, you might be a good looking guy yourself, you might have some monster ego to match your chachi wear but the fact remains, if you and her walked into a bar with the goal being… first person to get 10 phone numbers… she’d pwn your ass so fast you wouldn’t remember how to spell your last name. She’d be at 30 umbers before you hit 5. This is if she is *remotely* attractive.

If she’s a web model, fuck me… this girl can close numbers without leaving her home if she likes. She gets emails, marriage proposals, guys spending thousands on her. You’d best have a tight game or your ass is replaceable. She has thousands if not millions of guys wanting to take YOUR place at her side. Yet, she is with YOU. So my request to you, as your fellow man, is that you treat her right. Man the fuck up if needed, get a better job if you hate the one you have. Women want security and if you’re some guy without a future, why again is she with you? These are questions you need to ask yourself. Before you think… oh no, my girl is different, this doesn’t matter to her… trust me… yes, yes it does matter. It matters more than you know. If she feels unsafe or unhappy long enough, you will be nothing more than the name that gets erased from her cell.

I am *NOT* saying let your girl walk over you and treat you like ass. Jesus no, know your own self worth of course. Equality, remember? Just saying don’t let small things like jealousy enter into the picture. It’s stupid, you know it and I know it. If you chose her and she chooses you, you’re now a team. WORK LIKE ONE. Pull your weight or she’ll replace you, no different than roles reversed, you’d replace her.

I myself have been there first hand.. in a relationship where my ex did fuck all. She never cleaned, never worked, never cooked, she did nothing really. I had to keep asking myself why i was with her. That is never a good thing. When you’re with someone, you should KNOW why.

Bryci and I have been together over 4 years. We’re tighter now then we’ve ever been and we see a future together. Mostly because we bust our ass working *together*. We know our worth to one another and we appreciate the other for the hard work they put in. We’re not perfect by any means, but if tomorrow I got lazy and stopped doing anything… stopped cooking, cleaning, pulling my weight. How long until B starts to question why she’s with me? If I am not making her life easier, I am making it harder… isn’t that common sense? You are either working WITH your partner or against them.

I’ve seen a few web models from my past that got involved with a guy that basically became a mooch. This one model I was working with back in 99… yikes. She was gorgeous, tiny, perfect frame, stood 4’11 and was Italian to boot so you wouldn’t expect her to take crap… yet she did from her bf. Her guy and I played hockey on the same team, he was a hell of a sniper. I was the center and that year we won the championship in our league, I finished second behind him in points, we were a great duo on the ice. 

Fack, Side tracked again…I digress…

Dude quit his job because he was going to help her instead. He reasoned she didn’t have to go to work, so why should he?  He was going to take care of her outfits, help her with shooting, and then the day came where she wanted to buy her website because he was going to be her webmaster. I was against the idea but at the same time, too many cooks in the kitchen never works so I said fuck it, if she wants to throw away her web career… I’ll get paid in advance. I threw a number of $50,000 at her for me to be bought out figuring it was crazy enough to shock some sense into her. It was based on hard numbers so it wasn’t a made up number but still… that’s a lot of coin to spend on a hunch.

She bought me out and inside 3 months, no lie, her website was dead. He didn’t know what the fuck he was doing, and she didn’t see it because she was blinded by love. The reality is, any monkey can build a website. The skill in being a webbie isn’t on the surface, it’s behind the scenes, running the site, running the server, security, copyright take down notices, the list goes on and on. He sat at home and played video games all day, adding picture sets by hand when needed. When he wasn’t doing that he was golfing or buying new stereo equipment for his Jeep with her money! It sucked because I thought he was a good guy at first, but then seeing how he ruined her life… (they broke up shortly after this)… wow.

I am willing to bet that in the life of this article, there will be guys that read it and they get bent, thinking I am talking about them. If the story I just outlined above fits you as well, wtf man!, what is wrong with you? Man the fuck up and pull your weight. Jesus Christ already. The people I am talking above, small hints… web model was online from 98-99, her online name was D _ _ _ _.  Her bf was a hockey player, a damn good one at that… he drove a black Jeep, his name was initials… T _. There. I hate spelling out names but I hate it more when someone thinks I am talking shit about them, so they get bent at me when they have sweet fuck all to do with the post. heh I needed an example of what i was talking about, and their story is the one that popped to mind ‘cause it was so fucked up and sad.

Alright.. I gotta believe I have rambled enough, let’s close this post out with some fun, shall we? Bryci sent this to me a few minutes ago.

I don’t drink soda anymore but if I had come across this machine, I’d have hit Mystery Can each and every time. Seriously, how much fun would this be? What am i drinking today oh magic pop machine?

Coke? SCORE! Sprite? SCORE! Fanta? SCORE! it’s a no lose…that is until I get Diet Coke. Fuck Diet Coke. Diet Coke tastes like what I would imagine seagull entrails would taste like, if made into soda form. Ewwwwwww

Coke Zero would be a better choice in the machine. Just sayin…

Have a great Saturday people, I am off to work my abs, legs and then shower. Following that, I am working on the ultra Sexy Miss Monroe Lee’s website. I have videos to encode today and rumor has it, she’s sending me new videos shot with her new 1080p camera. What the fuck up. NICE!

As you can see in this self portrait, my working out is working well for me. More to go of course.

Danny, stop looking at my junk, that job was called by Golden a long time back. 

edit.. not really me above.