I am still amazed that @charliesheen fucked himself out of a job like Two and a half men. Oh my life is hard, I get more money for a day’s work then most people make in2 years. How does someone fuck this up?

Kutcher will kill as Internet investment Billionaire Walden Schmidt. Easy to call this one.

Myself, I say good riddens Chuck. I won’t be watching Anger Management because well, you aren’t that funny. Your writers at 2.5 Men were.

I take the weekends off. I enjoy my time away from cybertron but still, I miss writing. I write blogs and depending on my mood, they’re either long passionate blogs or they are short, simple, full of pix because I feel the need to blog. Not sure why, I mean.. if you have nothing to say, shut the fuck up, right?

I am a writer. Good or bad, not a clue. I write words words words and hope someone out there finds something I say interesting. At times, I will go on and on and then reread what I have put down and just think… wut? If you’ve ever tried blogging on any sort of schedule, you know what I mean. If you’ve tried actual writing, as in, a book.. heh, you for damn sure know what I speak of.

Random dog in a ‘za box. Awesome.

So I am getting close on my first book being complete. FUCK YEAH! CELEBRATION TIME BITCHES!

I am writing a series of books, that will launch at the same time. Right now, I’m thinking three books but it might segway to four. They will be industry based, and some will find them interesting. Some will find them retarded. Some, cannot read so they will not understand them. I can tell you this because those same literate fucks can’t read what I just said, so I have offended no one.

My first book is about 85-90% done. I’m excited about it, but the second/third book are the ones I think some people are going to find more interesting. I’m not going to go into drama, for the record. No need. Drama is for children or weak minded fools that need to be heard.

This industry is filled with professionals, and those that think they are professionals. Far be it from me to dictate who is which, how would I know? It would merely be my opinion and like assholes, we all have one. I honestly could give a fuck. If someone is an asshole or mistreats those he/she works with, it’ll surface, ya know? Shitty people are a dime a dozen. It’s the good people that are hard to find. I want to believe we all have a good side and at times the bad side surfaces. For some people, it seems to surface often, and that’s unfortunate but we’ve all got good in us. Don’t we? I’m not perfect, I don’t expect you to be.

Book one.. almost done. yaaaay

My neighbors are retards. Not all of them of course, I am certain most are normal people, hard working, honest. You know, just trying to make a living. Then I have the fuckelsteins to the left that gossip about everyone on the block like their lives depend on it, and white trash clowns on the right. I can say that, because I saw one with his shirt off as he was barbecuing, and over his starting beer belly, was the tattoo ‘Thug Life’.

Wow. Really?

Is it like this everywhere? Do you ever look around your world and think… wtf? Are you normal and they’re morons or are they normal and you’re the moron? LOL I almost typed Mormons.

I’m confused. B and I were on our patio a week or so ago, and we hear the thug life guy threaten his wife. Something about ‘fucking killing you’ or something charming like this. Yet a week has gone by and she’s still there.

I’m sorry, but too many women are weak in relationships. If your man has threatened you, or worse, laid a hand to you, and you’re still there… you’re not thinking clearly. Plain and simple. No sugar coating, if I offend you, good. Maybe it’ll cause you to wake the fuck up. Here’s the thing, if you don’t think you deserve better, why the hell would you actually get better?

I don’t have pity for weak people, I question how they’ve gotten this far in life without ending up dead or injured badly. Maybe that’s harsh but come on… if your man tells you he’s going to kill you, get.the.fuck.out.yesterday. Are you waiting for shit to go down?

Oh wait, he was drunk / he was in a bad mood / you don’t know him like I do / he does really love me / I have no choice / where am I going to go? / etc / etc / etc

Shut up. Seriously.

I was raised watching my Dad be a royal prick to my Mom. She got brave, left him when i was 4. Then she started dating the same guy over and over and over and over. She finally got it right about 20 years later, thankfully. She’s been happy ever since.

You know that friend that dates the asshole, he treats her like shit and she puts up with it, sticks around… then breaks it off, only to start dating a new guy that is basically the same asshole with different hair product? yeah.. that’s sort of what my Mom seemed to do growing up. Poor lady

I have known females like this. I will give them advice when they ask and then it usually costs me my friendship with them because let’s face it, nobody wants honesty. Nobody wants to hear the guy you’re dating is using you or the guy you’re dating is abusive and you’re too blind to see it etc.

No, they want to hear you say shit like: oh no, he was having a rough day / I’m sure there is a good reason / yeah, he was drunk / etc / etc / etc

Fuck that. If you ask a question, I’m going to be a friend and tell you my opinion. My honest, uncensored opinion. It might not be nice, it might not be friendly and I probably should sugar coat it, but if it’s a guy that is treating you like shit, I won’t. I’ll tell you to get out, that you deserve better. You wanted honesty when you asked, didn’t you?

We are all foolish sometimes, right? No matter who we are, we all do things we know are errors. We put up with shit we shouldn’t. We make excuses for others etc. There is a difference though between having a fight / argument / disagreement with your guy or girl and having one of them utter a death threat. One can be resolved or forgotten, even laughed about, the other, not so much.

Whenever B and I have a disagreement, it is almost always one of two reasons. Almost 99% of the time, it falls under one of two sub categories. Hunger or Sleep deprived. We rarely fight, but if we do, most of the time, one of those two reasons fit the bill.

If I ever made a death threat… holy sweet merciful baby jesus. I don’t think B would even speak another word. She’d merely get the fuck out and I’d never see her again. See, she’s a STRONG woman. She’s also smart. She would most likely think… well god damn, 5+ years together, the guy has gotten really really made maybe twice in that time… and now he says this? Yup, I’m outty.

If she ever made a death threat to me, I think I’d do the poodle thing. I’d cock my head to the side and look at her curiously as if to say… wut?

I’d then take into account if she was serious, joking around, or sleep walking.

Sane people don’t say shit like that.

My neighbors are fucking nuts apparently, or at least one of them is. thug life wut wut

My gossipy neighbor, I am pretty sure she figures we’re drug dealers. We are always home, we have a nice ride, we are often dressed well and when we get home, garage door goes up, we enter, door goes down. We don’t go outside and get chummy because honestly, we don’t give a fuck. I’m mowing the lawn and she comes over to give me the low down on the time we were in Arizona. Who moved out, who lost their mortgage, who had a grow up in their basement… yup, she had everyone down pat.

Makes you wonder what she’d say about us.

My response to her… un huh.. un huh…. un huh…

I didn’t say anything.

Why were you in Arizona? Because we were on a trip.

What do you do? We work at home.

Sigh.

Fucking neighbors.

I’m taking more testosterone then normal lately.. I added A-HD to my cycle (in addition to Zeus) and it turns out, I’m a little more on edge. It might make for some interesting blog posts but remember, this is just a blog. if I offend you, speak the fuck up.

ok people.. time for this kid to crash. long ass Tuesday… and soon, a fucking rock star Wednesday

George Carlin called it like it was. God damn, we need more George Carlin’s in the world.

I have been a subscriber to Easynews for well over 4 years. That is, until recently. They lost me as a customer, so I thought I’d detail why.

I have been so busy with work and traveling for work, that I have not had time to use Easynews. For months, i was not in the site.. and then I log in the other day and I was shocked to learn some things.

For those unaware of how Easynews works, it’s a newsgroup reading service for lack of term, it collects things from usenet and puts it in an easy to navigate website. Lame explanation, but that’s more or less what it is.

When you log in as a member, it says your username and then says where you have logged in from. Sort of a security feature. Mine always said from my cable company’s name.. until that is, recently when I logged in.

I saw that I have been logging in all over the world, several countries and states. Problem is, none of those were me. I’ve never used Easynews from anywhere other then home.

When you are a member, every month your gigs rolls over. When you get a membership, you’re allowed X amount of download. If you don’t download the amount, it rolls over to the next month. I had over 2 tb of saved gigs for download usage, not that I’d ever use that much but still.

I log in and it tells me I have next to no gigs left.

Apparently the haxors used most of my gigs for downloading who knows what.

I was surprised because Easynews is major, they’ve been around forever. I expected they’d know what the fuck web security was. On my servers with Bella, if we get someone logging in from multiple areas, boom, their shit is suspended not now but right now. Instant.

Yet with Easynews, one of the web’s largest services.. they allow my account to get raped by several different countries. My pass was alpha numeric, using capital and lower case. How the fuck is that hacked again? No, my email wasn’t hacked and no, my computer wasn’t hacked.

What was hacked? my Easynews account. Fuck everything about that.

So yes, I don’t feel safe anymore with this site, and I’m moving the fuck on.

If you’re a current Easynews customer, my advice is to watch your account, close.