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Pet Owners

18/06/08 COMMENTS 0

I love it when I see studio posed portraits of pet owners and their pets. It always makes me wonder all sorts of things.  

First off, have you ever grabbed fluffy and headed over to Sears to get your picture taken? Neither have I.

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What the hell is wrong with this picture? Leonard’s only real friend is muffin, but not by choice… muffin has to be choked into submission to pose. nice kitty, niiiice kitty.

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When Ramone finished getting his weekly trim at Fantastic Sam’s, he felt the best way to capture the moment would be a photo opp with Tinklebell, for facebook of course. Hey, a guy’s gotta get the ladies, right?

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If this guy isn’t single, I’ll buy you an ice cream cone.

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Kind of makes you want to look behind you and up a little doesn’t it. Like, what the fuck do they know that I don’t? edit: that’s a stuffed cat.

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I can’t wait till the Asian children in the area find out there’s a fucking leopard wanna be in the area. They be good eatin yo!

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When Todd and Stacey got married, how surprised do you think they were when they exchanged gifts with one another and found out they both had gotten each other Laser Cats!

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This kid gets beat up. A lot.

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I got twenty bucks that says that kid has a tail if you flip him over. Mom has a big smile… almost *too* big a smile if you know what I mean.

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Ok, quick show of hands. Gerald is wearing Mr. Kitty like a puppet.

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I don’t know why by the second cat made me laugh. he wasn’t important enough to sit on the table I guess. Something tells me this guy smokes sausage for a living.

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