I saw this online and wanted to share with you… golden_lapita writes

So I was standing in a rather large line at my local Wal-Mart today behind a couple families that I know from when I went to church with my family in year younger. It was the only register open so there wasn’t much of another option to get my 12 pack of Mountain Dew for a party I was heading to. I was wondering why the line was going nowhere when I decided to poke my head up front to see what the holdup was. It was a little old lady who didn’t have enough for her groceries and she was trying to talk the cashier into letting her get away with being short. This struck me as odd until I found out she was a mere $0.21 short of her purchase. Now all these families were just staring and there was even two making fun of her. I walked up and handed my soda to the cashier, handed him a $5 and told her to keep the change. One of the middle aged women (I knew these people, so I also knew that they all make over 6 digits) grabbed her kid and yelled very loudly, “See that man? He’s acting just like Jesus wants us to.” For some reason this set me off, so I turned around. I haven’t shaved in awhile so I’m rocking some nice scruff, a Slayer shirt, and gym shorts, so it must have been a nice sight. Very loudly, I said “Like Jesus? Ma’am I’m an atheist who makes minimum wage and I was the one who stepped up to help her? Your hypocritical Christianity is an inspiration to us all.” As I stormed out, a couple of the cart boys started to whistle and cheer, soon shoppers joined in and even the cashier. I gave a wave and went off with a feeling of accomplishment.

Fuck yes.

Working in the adult industry is never without moments of frustration and/or humor at the same time. I see some things people say to me, or to models, or webcam models and I sit there and wonder if they’re playing with a full deck. Problem with online, is that you don’t know the age of the person you’re talking with, or the mentality for that matter. Are they english or is that a second language so things they say sound right to them but it’s broken english to myself?

I try and give benefit of the doubt but sometimes.. you just want to laugh. I see the things some people say to model sin twitter and it makes me speechless. Some of the rudest things and to these whack jobs tweeting it, it’s allowed. I think they figure because nobody knows who they are they can be assholes and who cares. I get that, but at the same time, wow, how does it feel to me a smoldering pile of shit for a human being?

I laugh at the losers posting shitty comments because well, they’re losers. Dur.

We all get an opinion but if you need to feel better about yourself by insulting a model, you need to get out more buddy. Maybe you’re angry at the world or something, maybe you can’t get laid or you’re poor or you’re just ina shit place in life but come the fuck on.. cyber bitching at a model that posts free pix for you to enjoy makes about as much sense as jumping off the balcony to see if you can fly. You never know right? Try it, you might fly.

So this morning I am reading the tweets and this one model I follow that has a kick ass sense of style and humor, Aaliyah Love, starts to go off on the clowntards she has to deal with. I asked her if I could post this.. she said sure thing.

After reading this.. I message Aaliyah Love..

So here we are.

I have seen this time and time again and writing this blog post won’t do shit other than provide 2 minutes reading. The same clowns that do this shit will continue to do this, because they’re idiots basically. It’s unreal to me how many people write in to the Bella ladies in the support sections of the sites.

SEND ME PHOTOS!

WHERE IS PUSSY AT?

IS MY WEBCAM ON BB? CHECk IT OUT BB. YOU WILL LIKE

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SHOES?

Seriously some mixed up people. The best are the guys that call girls BB. Serious fucking ly. Get over the BB thing for fuck’s sake. It makes you look retarded. is that simple enough to grasp?

Here’s some inside info for you if you regularly chat with cam girls.. consider these tips if you will.

1) Never say BB. Never. Ever. EVER.

2) Always tip as much as you can before requesting ANYTHING. Tipping 5-10 tokens basically says, I don’t give a fuck about you. One token in MFC equals 5 cents. That’s five pennies. So when you tip 10 tokens, you’ve given her .50 cents. You think this earns you anything? Pffft. think again buddy. Unless the girl is fat and ugly, the only thing a ten token tip will get you is banned from most rooms.

I appreciate you may not be rich, wealthy, loaded etc but if you’re going to ask a model to bend over and show you her starfish, you’d best compensate her for doing so, ya know? 200 token minimum sort of thing. Even then that’s only $10 in her pocket.

If I was a model, aside form the obvious superior windmill swinging technique you’d be jelly of (I have a dick, you work it out), I wouldn’t be very popular with the cheap mofos because I’d ban people that piss me off. In doing so, I’d be labeled a bitch all because I stand up for myself.

Why is that anyway, do you know? If a guy says something shitty, trying to be “funny” and the model hands him his ass… she’s a bitch.

This makes no sense. If you’re able to throw comments, you should be able to take them as well. If it’s her room and you’re disrespecting her, why would you be shocked when she bans you? Walk up to some lady at the supermarket and try thats hit, see what happens okay princess?

Excuse me BB, show me tits.

Yeah, try that at Safeway. Let me know how it goes for you.

Anyway, just wanted to blog this, it made me smile. Keep rocking  Aaliyah Love, we’ll be watching and cyber high-fiving you.

I understand the whole “what is old is new” saying, but this Hipster thing has me confused. Can someone explain to me how wearing huge ass glasses and dressing quirky is somehow now cool?

I saw this pic online, seemed pretty much dead on. I’m not one for labels, because let’s face it.. the nerds rule the world if you look at things. (Gates, Jobs, Ellis, Zuckerberg etc etc etc)

I am sad when I see a pretty girl going out of her way to look like a dork so she’ll be considered ‘cool’ or in. I had someone recently ask if Bryci would do a nerdy girl photo shoot. While we love ideas and we take suggestions from time to time.. in my experience models like to feel attractive. Dressing up with tape on glasses, nerdy shirt etc.. isn’t hot, it’s desperation for lolz (in my opinion). Generally the only models that quirk it up and go out of their way to wear odd shit that isn’t fap worthy.. are the ones looking for their own identity or desperate for capturing a niche because someone told them geeks/nerds is an untapped market. I know of a few models that do this, but they’ve always done it.. it’s their thing. They are genuine in it.

Here’s what I mean and again, my opinion..

When it comes to models online, I think where they succeed or fail online, is if they are real or not. If a girl says she is a hardcore gamer, she should have some video game knowledge, ya know? No, I know who Mario is doesn’t count. If you play the quirky angle and that’s you and has always been you, kick ass. No issue with genuine people, if anything, much respect for you for being you. If you tell me you know football because you’re a football girl but when asked who played in last year’s Superbowl… you look at me stunned… this is sort of what I mean.

Here’s an example.. when I met Katie Banks for the first time, we talked and somehow in convo, she mentioned how she loves BSG (Battlestar Galactica). This is a sci-fi space series and well, if I was to ask ten hot girls what BSG is, I’d wager 9/10 would look at me without a clue. Not trying to dumb down pretty girls, but BSG isn’t mainstream for hot ladies. Fair to say? To be fair, if I asked 10 random guys what BSG is, I bet the majority are clueless as well.

Katie though, genuinely *IS* a BSG fan. She wasn’t just talking the talk to be cool, trendy, current. Feel free to quiz her, ask her questions, she knows her Starbuck and then some. (no, not Starbucks, that’s a coffee chain. thxforplayingplscomeagain

As a guy I think we’re used to hot women doing this or that to stay in the spotlight, get our attention etc. Not all hot women are like this of course, many just don’t give a shit.. they are themselves and if you like, great, if you don’t, great. Some continually change their style to try and stay current and I guess if that’s you, bonus for you? The hot girl needing to wear oversized hipster glasses and dress quirky so she’ll be looked at is beyond me. I don’t understand it. I want to understand it, I just don’t.

Okay.. went from wtf is a hipster and why do they dress this way to talking about how some people fake who they are or what they like.. umm… two different topics. Good morning JD without caffeine, how are you? I am fine, thank you for asking. I digress..

This is how I see Hipsters. Who really cares right? If they’re happy, fantastic! Who cares what this person does, what that person does in the end. I’m just acknowledging the humor in posers I guess. Meh, nobody is perfect. If you want to wear yellow and call yourself Pokemon, fucking party on, son.

Alright, rant done.

also, I want this along with levitation socks to get me to/from water.

Oh yeah.. not saying if you wear glasses you’re a geek/nerd/hipster. I think most people wear contacts or glasses.

It’s time for one of my epic rants. you ready?

One of my favorite quotes: “Everything popular is wrong” – Oscar Wilde

This is true in my opinion.

We’ve somehow become a society of sheep. So concerned with the wrong things, what you’re driving, what you’re wearing, where you live. How many square feet? How many bathrooms? Is it fast? Does it have leather seats?

Sigh.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Is it just me or are people assholes for the most part? Nobody says please, thank you, nothing. Canadians get teased for being polite. This somehow makes sense to you? If you’re an American and you think it’s funny Canadians are nice, you just might be an asshole. You’re aware of this right?

Sweet, there’s something to be proud of.

BE THE CHANGE

If you’re tired of people being shitty to you, how about you stop sucking? If you haven’t noticed yet, we learned this as babies and we still do it today. We mirror what is in front of us. If you look crabby, people think you’re crabby. If you look happy, you’re perceived as being happy.

(or stoned, drunk, on meds, meh… same diff)

YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE

Why is this not common sense? Everyone is so sure the world is out to get them.

Newsflash – the world doesn’t give two squirts of piss about you. The only one that has your back, IS YOU.

I’m not jaded, I’ve just been around enough to see this as being true. Feel free to correct me if you feel otherwise.

Put positivity out there and oh snap, would you look at that? I am getting positivity back.

This rant isn’t being negative, this rant is a wake up call for some. It was what woke me up not too long ago.

I will without question have at least one message, one email, one phone call asking me if this blog was about that person.

This blog is not about you. This blog is not about you. This blog is not about you. This blog is not about you.

Capiche?

This blog is a collection of utter bullshit I’ve endured over the past month or two. I am tired of hearing people bitch and moan about how rough things are. You have a computer, you have internet, you most likely have a roof over your head. You want to talk rough? Go check out the people with no job to support their families. The people that are back from the war and the banks have foreclosed on their home. The kids with no food in their bellies. The homeless dude down the street that can’t feed his dog.

Go ahead, tell me how your life sucks. No, wait, don’t.

Life might be hard for you right now, but come on, you’re fine. Pick up your shit and get it together.

I’ve been there myself, hardships, shitty things, life deals you a hand you never saw coming. It sucks. It really, truly does but who cares? It’s survival of the fittest and last time I had a story to bitch and moan about, i don’t recall getting paid for it. I do recall getting evicted though or having my lights shut off because I was so busy feeling sorry for myself that I forgot the very basic way life works. You need to work to survive.

Again, NO I am not talking about you. I am recounting my personal life here. If it matches yours in the past, present or future… fucking fantastic!

I can give you some advice and if you are smart and follow it, you’ll be a-okay.

Stop.

Just stop the pattern you’re doing. Keep doing the same thing, how are things going to change?

Benjamin Franklin scribed – “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results”

^ ^ ^ THIS ^ ^ ^

You are the only one that can change things. So.. umm.. change things.

Pick up the pieces, rebuild, you’re going to be fine. Hate to sound cheesy, but you have to believe to achieve.

Yes, things will be hard, that’s how it works. If it were easy, everyone would be doing it, wouldn’t they?

A phrase I like to tell myself.. Leader or Follower. Which are you?

The greatest thing about each day we’re given (and we are given these days, you should never expect them, they’re a gift, use them wisely) is that you get to choose if you’re going to lead the way or follow others.

Hint – FUCK FOLLOWING OTHERS.

Most others are so fucked up, lost in their Facebook status update or keeping up with the Joneses.. you’re better off Leading. Trust me.

Strong people are rare but if you’re still reading, I have a feeling you’re either one of them already or you have the ability to be one of them.

So what’s stoping you? You clearly have a computer, internet, electricity. So what’s your story? Time to start kicking ass?

I’d say yes.

Okay, enough with the rantavitional speech. (new word, feel free to use it as needed. Rant + Motivational = Ranivational)

Time for random shit.

10 RANDOM THINGS INSIDE MY HEAD (now in my blog)

Uncensored, the way things in life should be

Alright people.. I am outty. Time to go spend the evening with my better half.

Again, I was not talking about you. If your life is sucking, change it. It’s not impossible, what’s impossible is dealing with the mindset that change is impossible. If life is fucked, does it matter what you do? Pick one thing, change it. You’ll see it’s easier than you think.

Make sense?

Lastly, tempting as it might be, yellow snow is NOT LEMONADE SNOW.

Avoid the temptation.

Sometimes you see something that makes you question the intelligence of someone. Take the driver of this truck as an example.. who do you think ties his shoes?

I’m shocked someone hasn’t pulled this guy out of his truck yet.