Ask anyone if they are a dog person or a cat person and you’ll get a pretty defined answer. I grew up having dogs and one cat. When I got older, and moved out, I had a dog and a cat. Then, just cats, now, just a dog, Jack.

With this said, I feel fairly certain that I have some experience in the topic from both sides of the fence. So which am I? A dog person or a cat person? Both. Not really fair, I know. I am sure some of you fall into this grey space between pupitty as well.

I love Jack and wouldn’t trade him for anything. Cats can be assholes, Dogs can be, well, assholes as well. Difference being, cats know they are being an asshole and have no remorse. Dogs are just being dur dur dur and don’t really get they’re being dicks. At least, from what I can tell. Maybe that’s the beauty of dogs, they play dumb but secretly they are running the world. I bet they DO know. They’re being dicks and they fucking know. I KNEW IT!

See, this shit would NEVER fly with a cat. The cat would fuck your game up if you tried to put him in a shirt and tie. I am sure some people out there have dressed their kitties and giggled about it, but they and I know that if you fuck with a cat, in time, it will have it’s revenge. Kitty is a vengeful kitty and you’re living in it’s world because it allows you to live there.

Cats are awesome. Very chill, very relaxed. *IF* you have had the cat from kitten up and you’ve treated it with kindness and respect. If you’ve been a dink to your feline, then yeah, he/she is going to cop attitude with you every chance it gets. Ever seen a mean cat? It’s a mistreated cat, same as dogs. Dogs are great natured, unless you fuck with them a lot. I guess we can say the same of every animal, mammal etc. Piss off your girlfriend a lot and guess what will happen? She’ll fuck your game up.

Man’s best friend was duped by you. YOU. A person with an IQ that easily exceeds your four legged trusting pal. You felt it was fun to throw a bucket of peanut butter on the floor. You knew where this was going. You knew.

Cats would look at the bucket and look at you as if to say. Yeah, that’s going to happen.

Don’t get me wrong, cats can be plenty simple. Throw a cardboard box on the floor and it’s as if you’ve opened  a magical portal to Kitty Wonderland. That box will entertain the cat for hours. Where as a dog would look at it and think… umm.. fuck you, that’s not steak.

So, it goes both ways. Both are great pets. Both are assholes. Both will give you hours of happy happy joy joy.

I love my Jack. Little fucker is awesome. An asshole at times, but he doesn’t mean it (yeah, keep telling yourself that JD, keep telling yourself that)